Pesos

When most of the world hears pesos, they think Mexico, however the peso is traded in several other countries in Latin-America, in fact, some hispanics use the word pesos for the dollar in the United States, another sign of their silent conquest.

White guy: How much for these firecrackers my good man.

Sales Person: itss 20 pesos, senor.

by Fuego Caliente March 24, 2010

pesticle

n. someone who is extremely uptight to the point where their penis and testicles have become one

"Dude, relax and stop being such a pesticle"

by ssdafanie April 21, 2004

Pesting

To offer one's affection to a member of the opposite sex in a rather blunt and direct manner.

Last night, he was pesting a well fit bird...

by Bara-jar February 12, 2006

Mortar and Pestle

When your old lady jabs the wound with a phallic object furiously, with such emotional intensity not achieved by another activity.

What did you do last night?

Oh my plans got cancelled so I just whipped out the old mortar and pestle and went to town.

by weeman! September 23, 2009

sex pest

Someone who is only after one thing and will try hard at all costs to get it. When refused he/she will turn to chavs/chavettes.

Ronnie the sex pest - he knows who he is.

by Chavaliermayteinnit November 23, 2004

Pestana

A sur-name originating from Portugal, but now can be easily mistaken for meaning "eyelash" in Spanish.

Do you know somebody named Pestana?

by MerryLarry January 31, 2009

Pessi

Another name for the ghost "Pessidog"
Can only be summoned in
1. Toulouse
2. Angers
3. Ajaccio
4. Brest
5. Clermont - Ferrand
Was last spotted at the Parc de Princes on the 3rd of April 2023 but disappeared when it realised Lyon was a big team.
Hasn't shown up in the Champions League since 2015
He was spotted in his ghost form in:
1. Liverpool 2019
2. Rome 2018
3. Turin 2017
3. Madrid 2016
4. Lisbon 2020
5. Paris 2021 (Where he resides now)
6. Madrid 2022
7. Munich 2023
8. Madrid 2014
9. Munich 2013
10. London 2012
11. Milan 2010

"Give my idol the chicken brest d'or bcuz he scored two goals vs them"
"Last night when I shouted "Penalty for Argentina, Pessi appeared and killed half the population of Estonia"

by honest pessidog fan April 4, 2023