magic pretzel man

n. 1 a term describing a male who can contort his body into numerous positions. 2 a term describing a man who can tie his penis into a knot.

"And on a sad note, in today's news the Magic Pretzel Man has died of a urinary infection. He is survived by his son, Peiner."

by poopypants April 2, 2003

pretzel

a trick in freestyle skiing in which the skiier approaches a rail and jumps and spins 270 degrees in one direction and lands, sliding the length of the rail and then stops thier momentum and throws it back the other direction and spins the opposite way 270 degrees and stomps it...

you see tom wallich the other day?

no, why?

he was throwin pretzels left and right bro. he's a god!!!

by snufelupagus April 1, 2008

pretzel dick

:
1. A penis that is bent in a wierd shape or form.

His has a pretzel dick.

(His dick is disformed/bent)

by trilasonet September 30, 2005

peezy

something or someone that is extra fly

not just fly,
but eXTRA

joekim : yo look at that beezy walking by
pcho : damnnn shes peezy

by jkim! January 22, 2006

These pretzels are making me thirsty

in seinfeld kramer got this line in a woody allen movie

These pretzels are making me thirsty George yelled out the window of Jerry's apartment, and kramer got fired from the movie because when he said the line he slammed down a glass cup and broke a piece into woody allen's eye and he started to cry.

by kingkong77775 June 5, 2007

Peezer

Peezer is a member of the infamous highschool group called the Peezers

“Hey did you hear about kenneth joining the Peezers?”
“Bro, you’re late, he’s been in the Peezers.

by RyanFl- February 28, 2019

pretzel fart

A fart so dry and painful it feels like a pretzel stick.
Or, a person so stupid, there's nothing else to call them.

As Jimmy lifted a cheek to pass wind, his face froze, and then he screamed in anguish at what we call a pretzel fart.
After shoving a broom handle up his ass and running head first into a stop sign, Sam's friends could do nothing but look on and call him a damned pretzel fart.

by Grossenschwaum February 14, 2006