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holding pattern

Term used when in a club or bar when you want to talk to a girl, but looks like she has a bf or someone else waiting to talk to her.

You enter the holding pattern until either everyone around her goes away or you alter your destination somewhere else.
Dude 1: Hey dude, there's a pretty girl over there by the bar, but looks like she has a bf.

Dude 2: I'll enter a holding pattern until he pisses off.
by hawkini_mm March 26, 2010
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Anti-Pattern

A common response to a recurring problem that is usually ineffective and risks being highly counterproductive.
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"that girl I just met -- I'm in love with her -- I'm gonna tell her so rn by sms"

"no dude, that's an anti-pattern"

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"bro I'm about to kick sand in Ninja's face"

"that's an anti-pattern -- if you don't like funerals"

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by smatthewenglish May 16, 2019
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Knitting Pattern

In the '50s knitting patterns in the UK for men's knitted attire would always have adverts/pictures of the most ammazing/good looking men. This therefore became a term to describe how good a man looked on the Atractive Scale - Knitting pattern is close to the top. (Knitting pattern guy is a phrase often used too)
Knitting pattern found in Coupling (BBC)
by Zachary Decent December 26, 2008
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Male Pattern Balls

An inevitable patch of hairless scrotum where the testicles mostly rest against the gusset of the gentleman's underwear, resulting in friction baldness.
After a few years of carefree post-pubescent abandon, eventually every guy will suffer from male pattern balls.
by Rydo September 30, 2011
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Pattern

To fix yourself/get yourself together after doing some stupid ass shit or just picking up yo damn life. Also, means to get yourself into line/know your place.
John : Your mother is fucking ugly as all fucking hell

Alex : Pattern b
by Deadbritishlad March 5, 2017
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Peterson money

To give off the impression of being broke but in reality have stacks of cash.
He tried to act broke but I know hes got Peterson money
by MikeScott December 11, 2018
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Cohen Peterson

Cohen Peterson is a person who likes the cardinals and plays too much terraria and rocket league. Cohen petersons get no sleep and people usually steal from his lunchbox.
by JesusLover55 January 23, 2020
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