Fake Patty's Day

Once upon a time there was a holiday called St. Patrick's Day that everyone wanted to celebrate by drinking green beer and singing that song that says, "Oh baby you...got what I neeed!" It was a lot of fun until the government and college officials got together in a conspiracy to strip college students at KState of any possible fun they might have. They decided to make Spring Break happen at the same time as St. Patrick's Day, thus condensing two fun times into one and student's were like "nooo! not fair!" So they got together with the Aggieville peeps and said, "lets make our own FAKE holiday that will be tight so we can have two fun times again!" Then they made Fake Patty's Day and everyone bought shirts to wear from THREAD Hot and Fresh T-Shirts made to order! Now it's like the biggest holiday in the world and people come from Russia and Australia just to take part in the ritualistic beer drinking and dance-offs with officials trying to stop Fake Patty's from happening.

The end.

Ps. Popular mythology claims that on the day of Fake Patty's Day, every rainbow in the world ends in Manhattan Kansas.

I know, I got a Fake Patty's Day from that t-shirt place, and then I threw up in it!

by _______funfunfunfun_________ January 20, 2011

palsy punch

Term coined by comedian Josh Blue. It's a punch that:

1. You don't know where it's coming from, and
2. Neither does he.

He may have cerebral palsy, but his palsy punch takes out anyone who messes with him and the eight surrounding people too.

by D. A. Campbell August 6, 2008

patryck

A smexy boi from Eddsworld we only see him once BUT HE HOT

"He's so hot!"
"Well it because it's Patryck you dumb shit-"

by go-wizboy-go February 1, 2019

Chinese Rice Patty

When you find a Chinese Prostitute and shove a Bag of Rice in her ass.

She likes doing the Chinese Rice Patty.

by LAXPLAYER12345 January 22, 2011

flatty patty

The flattest bitch in Roblox.

Larray and Issa gave birth to Flatty Patty

by badbitchbob March 9, 2019

Patty ass

A person who, when chores obviously have to be done, contributes nothing and sits on his or her ass. Most apt when the person is among others who are pitching in to help.

"Did Deb help you out in the kitchen today?"
"No. She just sat around drinking coffee being a Patty ass."

by forcryeye! February 13, 2010

York Peppermint Patty

An orgasm in a silver wrapper. Not to be mistaken with a Reese's Peanut butter cup, an orgasm in an orange wrapper. These are the closest thing to heaven you can get without dying.

John: Oh, man, my girl dumped me. You wanna go pick up some chicks?

Jim: Nah, here's some advice, go eat a york peppermint patty, they are the answers to all you problems.

by Unerappriciated November 22, 2011