Patrick

A dumbass In a TV show called “Spongebob SquarePants.” That thinks mayonnaise is A Fucking instrument

Patrick from spongebob: “Is mayonnaise an interment?? DuRrRrr.”

by ?¿U n k n o w n¿? July 20, 2020

Patrick

A pussy ass white kid who thinks he hood even tho he is from the burbs with 2 loving parents.

"Aye dat white nigga been talkin out his neck bruh" "That patrick nigga?" "Ye haha" "tell that pussy ho meet out back after schoo and we can box" *1 hr later* "he said he has detention" "tf its monday there ain no detention"

by HunnidRackBoi May 26, 2020

Patrick

A funny ass dude who has nothing to prove, and the founder of the Big Penis Gang "BPG".

Patrick is sooooo cool i wish i was in the BPG

by MR>LIT February 25, 2020

Patrick

The guy in spongebob

Or known as a meme

That Patrick meme is so hot!

by TreyVlogs_ May 14, 2019

Patrick

The sexy beast who loves Izzys or Isabelle's and always wants to have sex with her they kiss into the sunlight and bang each other all day I they can get a spare time alone because Patrick's are always mingling with his friends and embarrassing Izzy.he is always there if you need him and will cheer you up if you need it so always make sure that you have a Patrick in your life and don't let him run back to his home country so hold onto him with all your might and don't , ever let go

Girl 1: hey girl do u wanna go shopping with me?

Girl 2: soz can't I'm catching a movie with Patrick

Girl:lucky Girl!

by Dr how's insist April 5, 2017

Patrick

Patrick is someone who has so much BURNIK (hair around anus)

ohh I slept with that guy and I think he has PATRICK

by yourFBIagent January 15, 2020

patrick

an all around good man a sexy beest that likes to shoot guns somtimes the father of an alyssa. Strong. wins alot.

omg ur father is such a patrick

by jeekomaje April 14, 2009