patheic

Person which believes in the religion of being pathetic.

I was too lazy to do laundry, so I bought new underwear instead. I am patheic.

by Barefooted August 3, 2007

Path to glory

The thin strip of skin that occupies the space between the anus and either:

a) Your balls

or

b) Your coochie.

Called thus due to the reward that awaits any person willing to traverse this path.

Aragorn shuddered as the dwarf traversed his path to glory in search of brown gold.

Bob's path to glory had ruptured due to an invasive colonoscopy.

by Campsie Fells May 1, 2008

Patcho

Patcho a nickname for a great friend! They can make your day. Patcho is a friend that should be treasured dearly. They’re smart, honest, loyal and funny with a great sense of humor!

Patcho is amazing!

by ForeverFriend July 27, 2019

pathelogical liar

Someone who has a lieing problem and lies all the time.

"My names Cody and i swear that I dont like Carrie its just a coincidince that everytime shes on vacation i end up calling Morgan"

by m0rgan August 8, 2005

pathalogical liar

A person who just can't help but tell the exact opposite of what is the truth. You will know that nothing but prefabricated bullshit is coming out of their mouths WHEN THEIR LIPS ARE MOVING! They lie about everything from if they cheated on you to what color the icing was that topped their poptart for breakfast. And they can be perceived as being passionate when telling lies, because along with a fake life of lies comes the job of being an actor. A Pathalogical Liar will even continue to repeatedly tell lies, EVEN after the fact that they DONT DO IT WELL, is pointed out to them time and time again.

DANNY is a pathalogical liar! And , ACCORDING TO HIM, he also has did not screw Leanne or Dana...did not call my parents and tell them a bunch of LIES and some truths about my personal life, he did not steal from me, he will find a way to help me pay the bills, he is sorry for calling me names and being mental and abusive, he is sorry for being a complete leech and mooch...doing NOTHING..not looking for a job, smoking all of my cigarettes, suffocating me, living off me and draining me mentally , physically, emotionally...for doing nothing but being a complete burden and being more work than five newborn babies...but these are all lies because has not stopped. I think being a pathalogical liar makes DANNY really disgusting...He definitly needs more D to go with that ICK!

by Ginger Frick June 21, 2006

Path

An abbreviation when referring to someone as a pathological liar

"Omg, did you hear what she just said? That was so path!"

by tropical-tom April 10, 2010

Plant pathologist

A plant pathologist is someone who hates plants. They may be seen as plant-lovers and advertise themselves by motivating that they want to save the planet by curing all plant diseases, but secretly they love looking at dead plants. During their studies they get the opportunity to inoculate plants with pathogens and watch them die. They argue that this cruel act is necessary to save the rest, however, they enjoy the moment.

John loved biology in school. His biology teacher knew it and recommended he become a plant pathologist. But he hated plants. He rejected her advice. Years later, he found out what plant pathologists actually do - they kill plants. He now lives a happy life, killing plants and looking at dead ones. His biology teacher was right.

by Kasjan June 20, 2011