Paranoxium

It's a bastardized compound of multiple prefixes and suffixes. Para as in parachute, para meaning out side of, or not within. Nox being the Latin word for night, aka dark; ium is a suffix of some metals, such as calcium and other elements, so the word combined is a rough translation of Outside of the dark elements.

"The weather outside is paranoxium."

by kevys May 7, 2021

Contact Paranoia

when another's paranoia becomes airborne and surrounding persons catch it.

Hey man, i think thats a cop. -naa, well.. wait. maybe? shit yea that is a cop!!! either that or i got contact paranoia.

by JoJo7688 September 28, 2009

Slash Paranoia

Seeing an on-screen moment between two male characters and assuming that it will lead to slash fan-fiction written about those characters.

Dude, the minute I saw Percival save Gwaine's life, I had a serious case of Slash Paranoia.

by DoodleofanIceCream October 15, 2011

Hot Girl Paranoia

A paranoid feeling a guy gets when he is talking/hitting on a girl that is interested in him. It's caused by feeling like you will mess it up and she wont be interested anymore, or feeling/believing that she will realize she could do a lot better than you.

Guy 1: Hey, are you still talking to that girl?
Guy 2: Ya I am, but I'm getting Hot Girl Paranoia

by gyreaux November 22, 2019

Minor elevation paranoia

Fear of elevations greater than half an inch, less than 3 inches.

I have minor elevation paranoia... omg is that a Crack in the road!? someone could trip...

by Bruh-dude June 15, 2021

ParanoidCoder

n) Person who lives in the land of teletubbies and works on a cool MOD.

n2) Has a really cool car and neato signatures.

ParanoidCoder I only have a heartattack when lomax finds another bug

by Lomax February 22, 2003

paranoing

a word commonly used by stoners

Him whispering is so paranoing...

by kellelizabeth June 24, 2016