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fool's paradise

1. To live in some imaginary world where everything is perfect when in reality everything is falling apart.
2. A promised way of life from a lover that they don't intend to come through on.
1. That man is living in fool's paradise, his life's a wreck.
2. She is totally leading him into a fool's paradise.
by Tyler Lake December 15, 2006
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Mayday parade

the absolute best band in the world.
no comparison.
definately none.
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by lexie. November 9, 2007
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Facebook Paradox

On the social networking site, Facebook, the Facebook Paradox is the inverse proportian between the number of friends on has on Facebook and the number of friends one has in real life.

The paradox can be explained by reasoning that somebody who is so active in Facebook must have a lack of real life social interactions to account for the time they can afford to spend on the Internet. On the converse, somebody with a very active social life does not typically worry about spending too much time on social networking sites, hence the lack of Facebook friends.
Jenny has 3,000 friends on Facebook, but nobody really even likes or talks to her. She is an example of Facebook Paradox. Lots of friends on Facebook, but hardly any friends in real life.

On the other hand, Carol only has 30 friends on facebook, but everybody things she is really cool and she has an active social life. She is also an example of the Facebook Paradox.
by Chad R. May 22, 2007
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Level 12 Paladin

The level 12 paladin is the symbol of ultimate power. He is undefeated, and undefeatable. Not even a level 13, or 14 paladin can beat him, and especially not dragons. His main appearance was in a thread that started with this story:

Ye Gammingtothemax gathers his dragons and their dragon babbys. He planeth to use their awesome dragonness to conquer the world, for he is a dragon fanatic, and to quote ye Gamming "well there awesome." Gamming realizeth that being a dragon emperor warlord he need not know proper grammar nor spelling, for he truimpeth none the less. Leading his army of dragons, ye Gamming charges across ye lands of the Kingdom of Lesser Intelligence. As he and his dragon companions venture from land to land, they come across what seems to be a man. He is no normal man though, for he is the holiest of thy holy men - a paladin. He is not a normal paladin either, no, he is a level 12 paladin. The Dragon Emperor Warlord and the Level 12 Paladin stare each other down. Ye paladin tells Gamming that he is trespassing on his land, and also that his name is mispelled. Ye Gamming responds with a simple XD. The two continue to stare, preparing for what is about to happen...

Ye paladin destroys all of the dragons except for one, casts holy shield, and grabs GTM and has the last dragon engulf them both with fire.
An army of about 5000 level 60 dragons, warriors, warlocks, rogues, and mages once charged a single level 12 paladin. The funeral bill for 5000 graves was insane.

LvL 12 Paladin is above godlike in UT And well beyond Wicked Sick, we're talking never been fragged once.
by Level 11 skeleton December 11, 2008
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Four Star Parade

When a girl is sucking your dick, you ejaculate in her nose, then she hauks it up into a loogy and spits the jizz in your asshole and fucks you with a strap-on.
I heard that Joe and Susan did a Four Star Parade last night.
by Team G-Force January 26, 2007
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parkade

Let's go park in that parkade over there, eh?
by Tom Llewellin July 22, 2006
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Paladin

The Paladin is a class of Warrior that is fully devoted to kindness and ridding the Universe of Evil. They are very religious, and have an extremely strict honor code, as well as a soft spot for children and animals. In combat, a Paladin with a cause is almost impossible to defeat.
Paladins fear nothing, for Evil fears them.
by Detranova August 6, 2003
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