Pabso

a pabso is someone who is extremely addicted to the beer known as Pabst Blue Ribbon.

That hipster has been drinking PBR all night, he must be a Pabso

by ManofIthaca August 1, 2010

parasmitic

Describing behavior that is both parasitic and smitten (a portmanteau of both words); often answered with unexpressed revulsion by the object of the leeching affection, thus enabling subsequent parasmitic behavior. Expressed revulsion will frequently dislodge the parasite, thus leaving only unrequited affection.

Her overseas Facebook stalker was merely annoying until he booked a flight to her home town and announced his arrival, assuming he should stay at her place. She decided the racking sound of a 12 gague would dampen his parasmitic ambitions. Nonetheless, he continued to make phallic banana jokes.

by JK@M9 January 27, 2011

Parashitting

When you shit yourself while parachuting.

Guy 1: "Oh man, I think I'm parashitting myself!"
Guy 2: "What? I can't hear you!"

by zephwynder June 12, 2018

Parasex

Short term for paranormal sexual encounters

Last night i was doing A paranormal investigation at the Local grave yard

When i encountered a spirit who wished to have parasex with me,
Needless to say it was one of the most wild paranormal sexual encounters i had ever experienced.

by muoss July 11, 2019

parastesh

parastesh is the girl that turns heads in the hallways as she walks past but doesnt realize it. shes beautiful in way that no one else is. she has dark brown hair and brown eyes that have the colour of chocolate in them. her skin is olive and soft and she has light brown freckles all over.
she is the smart girl that you know but also the most daring and bold. she is confident but also shy at times.
she will do anything to make her friends happy and she is very forgiving.
(based of my best friend Parastesh)

Parastesh finished the question perfectly and got them all right. she smiled radiantly. (:

by ouwabscsavyiefq;o March 28, 2021

Parasitic Rug Pull

When you buy a BSC token thinking you'll become the next crypto millionaire but then the dev(s) slowly over time drain the asset and sell it off on an exchange or on Pancakeswap for a more valuable asset or stable coin such as Bitcoin, BNB or BUSD leaving you with a worthless token.

*dev or mod shilling coin on Facebook group from alt account

"hey group check out this token called Supremium, if you buy it at 0.0000005 you'll be rich when this token 100x within a year"
*Investors join and devs slowly dump all their coins on you and take that sweet BNB, BTC or BUSD

Leaving you with a ton of tokens and zero to no purchasing power (i.e parasitic rug pull)

by Speakthetruth444 November 24, 2021

Parashar

You can have your best sex with a Parashar. He knows exactly what to do in bed and will rock your fucking world.

Ex: I had a Parashar over last night, It was the best sex of my life

by sunman87 July 2, 2022