Lily Parsons

girlfriend of the infamous, Caleb Webb, who night I add is quite the noble steed

Me: « Yooo Derek did u hear Lily Parsons is dating Caleb Webb!
Derek: « Whatttt! No way I thought she was dating Sam!?!?

by Flattened_pennyhead69420 September 23, 2020

ayva parson

THE MOST BEAUTIFUL GIRL EVER SHE HAS BLOND HAIR LOVLY PERSONALITY HAS 2 BROTHER AND 2 STEPP BROTHERS

from Bella

Girl1: do you know ayva parsons

Girl2: yea she’s my bestie

by Cracke_man March 17, 2021

dolly parton money

what gerald shmeltzer calls something too fancy or cost too much

jesus bethleen inflation has be spending dolly parton money on hot dog down at the gas station

by cedrickhighsmithdootuniversery November 25, 2022

i beg your pardon

please

can you i beg your pardon not do that

by carolinebondbeatsmewithabat February 9, 2023

pardon my french

phrase used as an appology for using profanities. The word for "seal" (the animal) in french is "phoque," which is pronounced the same as the word "fuck" in english. This is how the phrase originated.

You've got to be fucking kidding me! Pardon my french, but that's insane!

by Lazy Time Waster December 17, 2004

parsonsed

The act of defacating on someone's face, then giving them a swirlie.

"Did you hear that Sean got parsonsed the other day?"

by The Chris April 22, 2005

Parson Brown

Taking a big dump in the forest!

Camper: Oh fuck, I need to drop a Parson Brown!

Other camper: Get the fuck out of here. Do that shit at the other site.

I need to take a Parson Brown!

by D Boy89 February 18, 2022