Elephant Parade

When 3 or more guys walk in a single file line while holding the cock of the person behind them.

Hey Steve, we're gonna have an elephant parade in the living room in a few minutes if you want to come.

by TheSkipper January 8, 2009

parade

A longer than normal commercial advertisement.

Look, there goes the McDonald float down the parade route.

by OpFox07 August 18, 2010

Cat Parade

a party of only girls (or at least 80% girls), where there is a substantial abundance of pussy.

The sorority was throwing a huge party inviting everybody. When Tony arrived, he soon found out that it was a total cat parade.

by enstromed January 1, 2010

bueno para nada

spanish; good for nothing.
english; the OAKLAND RAIDERS
slang; for the worthless piece of trash that takes up precious space.

my friends call me bueno para nada because i'm a piece of shit.

by dz December 5, 2002

Monkey Parachute School

One of the lost Bert Reynolds movies. Made early in his career the film is based on a true story of how the British trained monkeys as bombers during the second world war. The monkeys used to have explosives either strapped to them or around their necks. They would parachute out of a plane, land on enemy soil and them run into bunkers and buildings before setting off the bombs. It was seen as a key strategy in the British removing several men of power in Berlin.

The film stars many young actors and Bert Reynolds appearance as a pilot is short lived (he ends up being mashed by a jet engine). The film failed to make any mark at the cinemas and has been restricted to late night television showings on small satellite channels. The film is famous for the lack of one important thing.. Bert Reynolds doesn't have his mustache in it!

Bert: Monkeys! What the sodding hell do they know about parachutes.
Capt. England: More than a washed up fighter pilot.

by Jessop August 8, 2005

parabattered

a dreaded form of intense paranoia induced by smoking far too much super-strength skunk, when even your most reliable smoking buddy becomes a double agent

woah, that bag of shiva I caned got me well parabattered, I hid under the floor boards (to escape the window people) for an entire week.

by DTE September 20, 2006

Idiot Parade

A term used upon interaction with idiots by being around them or speaking to them in the course of a particular day.

I've been caught in an idiot parade all day long, everywhere I go Im surrounded by idiots!

What a parade of idiots today at (insert local store) !

Can't anyone do anything correctly?

Called the credit card company today, what an idiot parade!

Don't look now, idiot parade to your left.

If I have to deal with that parade of idiots one more time I just might snap!

by The Rockin Berry August 15, 2011