Alabama Delivery Package 

1. When you surprise your cousin with a SPECIAL delivery 😏.

2. When you live in Alabama and UPS comes to your house.

I got an Alabama Delivery Package yesterday!!!

Alabama Delivery Package by Loafus Crambwell May 6, 2019

Self-care package 

A one-box shipment from Amazon that features several treats you ordered for yourself.

“Just ordered a candle, new face wash, and paper towels. Gonna be a nice self-care package when it comes on Sunday.”

Self-care package by Blue Collar Bandit February 28, 2021

suspicious package 

A glass of wine with a shot of vodka.

"I'll order her a suspicious package or two and we'll go to her place in no time."

suspicious package by 0ptimistic December 3, 2009

Fudge Package

The sexual organs of someone who is of homosexual orientation

Ben came over last night. I totally showed him my fudge package

Fudge Package by Tits McPee November 2, 2010

The Package 

The finest Clash Royale clan.

A: Have you heard of the Clash Royale clan "the package" led by lothorlitnghamr?

B: Hell yeah, one of the best in the world!

The Package by Michael Hyperwebster November 25, 2022

The Care Package 

The Care Package is the act of Shitting, Pissing, and Cumming in one sitting.

tell me what’s the best thing that’s happened to you today?

Well i just called in The Care Package.

The Care Package by cysomething July 21, 2019

Nut package 

The selection of nuts given on a passenger flight.

"Airbus flights have the best Nut packages." or "I love there Nut package." or "This Nut package tasts good"

Nut package by Jason January 20, 2005