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Portuguese Omlet

Its when a woman puts her legs behind her head and the man cracks an egg in a bowl with chopped up ham and chives and cheese, mixes it up and pours it into her ass. Then she squats over a hot griddle and shits the mix onto the griddle. The man cooks the mixture and eats it.
by Mistahtom September 6, 2005
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Smegma Omlette

An omlette made from dick cheese.
Not very pleasant.
I made a smegma omlette, it tasted like dick.
by Symomolol August 3, 2008
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omelette

Slang word for a sexual orgy.
"'Ow about we all come back to mine and we can 'ave a French, English, Irish, American, Korean omelette, oui?"

"A guy invited me back to his for an omelette last night. Ended up having a big orgy with loads of his friends. It was strange though, because he didn't cook me any eggs in the morning..."

"That was one crazy omelette we had last night"
by SandwichMaker November 7, 2012
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Swedish Omelette

Cracking an egg into an asshole or vagina, then fucking it until it's scrambled, thus making an omelette.
Alex: Gab, wake up!
Gab: Why?
Alex: I want a Swedish Omelette for breakfast!
by PepperidgeFarm August 13, 2010
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omlette

i shoulda bus a cap in yo ass, but omlette you slide
by dtown July 11, 2003
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ombl

Off My Buddy List. Used for asshats who constantly spam you or complain to you for no apparent reason. Also used for motherbitches who drunkenly IM you. Fark.
(00:38:01) asshat: oh my god
(00:38:08) asshat: im fucking hammered by accident
(00:43:56) Heh: ,
(00:44:09) Heh: stop iming me forever. thanks.
(00:44:23) Heh: you're "OMBL"
(00:44:31) Heh: (Off my buddy list)\
(00:44:59) asshat: oh m god
(00:45:04) asshat: PMBL
(00:45:12) asshat: thats not on urbandictionary
by Heh. July 30, 2008
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omleh

omleh is helmo spelt backward! and its kinda a joke fore the people that don't know they are being called a helmo...

helmo being an emphasis of helmet as in a bell end.
Moses: "Ki, why is barc such a omleh?"

Ki: "i don't know...BARC why are you such an omleh?"

Barc: "what do you meeeeeean?"

Moses & Ki: "haw haw"
by The Blaps June 3, 2007
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