A fart that smells like air off shit passing through a 12 day old egg that has been sitting in the sun.
by Karen from rothwell. November 7, 2020
Get the Old man fartmug. by KML19 April 1, 2017
Get the old man ballsmug. by Deep Blue 2012 August 21, 2009
Get the old man with a flatmug. by bill brasky April 26, 2005
Get the old man bitnermug. When an elderly man has not been sexually active for an unprecedented amount of time and is energised in the loins by the activities of a stripper.
Man when i invited your grandpa Cecil to your bucks night i had no idea he would be sporting his old man energy for everyone to see.
by spice-rack May 30, 2014
Get the old man energymug. A baldy fellow around late 50's who sits in the hut window by the gates of VSEL shipyard in Birkenhead pretending to be a security guard while hooded up, pissed up & extremely late workers run past the window and laugh heartily around the corner while he attempts to give chase.
EMPLOYEE A: " fancy another Stella?"
EMPLOYEE B: "Its 1:15pm,we're already late!"
EMPLOYEE A: "so,go through the Vickers gates"
EMPLOYEE B: "what about the security guard?"
EMPLOYEE A: "What!!!Old Man Ronk?? your havin a Giraffe aren't ye? just jog past the cunt"
EMPLOYEE B: "Its 1:15pm,we're already late!"
EMPLOYEE A: "so,go through the Vickers gates"
EMPLOYEE B: "what about the security guard?"
EMPLOYEE A: "What!!!Old Man Ronk?? your havin a Giraffe aren't ye? just jog past the cunt"
by John Gaskell March 20, 2004
Get the Old Man Ronkmug. by cool kid03 September 20, 2016
Get the old man jenkinsmug.