Noon

Calling someone a noon is an insult. A noon is typically someone who causes annoyance, whether intentionally or not, and is often used to describe small, puny individuals. However, the term can also be applied to someone who is annoyingly good or an expert at something that, in the grand scheme of things, holds little real value.

‘That guy over there can solve a rubix cube, what a little noon’

by KingNoon June 22, 2025

noon tape

a special type of tape that can only be used at noon (12pm) to bound the disrespectful

‘what are you going to do about heather?’
‘don’t worry i’ve got the noon tape’

by chickenfiddles August 2, 2021

noon napper

the ability to say FUCK IT and to fall back asleep till noon

my boss is pissed because i'm a noon napper

by iggyvanzant November 6, 2007

nooning

a term used to describe the male masturbating at a unrealistic speed.

“I love the way you are nooning, Paul.”

by KaiFentat November 17, 2025

Jack-go-to-bed-at-noon

a periodic plant in the family Asteraceae, usually seen in Europe and North America

We should go outside, I hear some Jack-go-to-bed-at-noon are growing at this time!

by British Virgin Islands at the March 11, 2023

Boon Tuck Noon

A simple Tennessee fan who cries when they lose to the Florida Gators.

Boon Tuck Noon became a Gator fan in 2023.

by Gator 4 Life 78 November 26, 2023

Noone Wil ever Know If I Pulled The Make Shift Arrow Out Of The Iguana's

Noone Wil ever Know If I Pulled The Make Shift Arrow Out Of The Iguana's

Noone Wil ever Know If I Pulled The Make Shift Arrow Out Of The Iguana's

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025