Noncepot

Its just a ‘nonce’ with extra letters for a more dramatic effect. Used mainly when joking with friends of calling somebody an actual ‘nonce’.

Associated with noncey type behaviour.

Ahahah you actual ‘noncepot’😭🤣
Or
Clive is such a noncepot cba

by Hamble April 22, 2020

Nonce Punched

Phrase used to describe someone who gets beaten up by a Nonce. A way of describing someone who gets beaten up by a Paedophile

Used in the North Wales and North West region primarily

You're supposed to be a Boxing instructor but that guy has made you bleed! Cannot believe you got Nonce Punched

by BershamBackdoor August 23, 2020

nonclassified

A person who isn’t a simp in any way.

Nonclassifieds are usuallly just normal boys on the internet.

by SingleForeverTW November 2, 2020

nonce baguette

When a man or woman gets sexually aroused to children eating any bread products EG. bread,crumpets,naan ect

"i heard shes a right nonce baguette bit weird innit?"

by Mufti Olatunji March 28, 2021

nonce bo

a doom fan, or just in general, a demon nonce.

"tombo 10-16-18 is quite the nonce bo!"

by yddimsttam August 20, 2021

Nonelela

1) handle with care
2) do everything you do, proudly and

carefully

No example needed

No example needed (nonelela)

by Xhosa Man with some power January 10, 2022

nonce

a nonce is some guy who goes to your local pub who enjoys touching kids like edp445 *for sexual pleasure*
They will normally appear in pubs, schools or your local football club. they could even be your 1,000,000 yr old teacher who looks as ashy as his mothers ashes.

person1: you arent a nonce
person2: i aint but you certainly are

by borisjohnsonisatorytwat January 30, 2023