5 definitions by Mufti Olatunji

nonce baguette

When a man or woman gets sexually aroused to children eating any bread products EG. bread,crumpets,naan ect

"i heard shes a right nonce baguette bit weird innit?"

by Mufti Olatunji March 28, 2021

Bukhaari

A really fat neeky guy who is often a nonce and tries to engage in gay activities with his friends

Rayhan: " you know that dude who's being gay?"

Rayman: "yeah what about him?"

Rayhan: "his name is probably bukhaari"

by Mufti Olatunji September 7, 2021

Geographical nonce

A geographical nonce is a person who is Sexually aroused/attracted to historical figures when they were children who discovered new countries or is aroused small size countries

Rayman: I have to admit I'm a geographical nonce

Essah: ayo what?

Rayhan: nah fam you're mad

by Mufti Olatunji May 16, 2021

obir

A Fat Bengali Cunt

Mastah: "Yo I'm losing wait"
Adam: "shut the fuck up you lil obir"

by Mufti Olatunji January 7, 2023

Hypeman

Hypeman: Typically a guy who often blows things out of proportion to start a fight and say things such as "personally I wouldn't take that".

Younis: "ohhhh he cussed your mum I say you slap him up because if that was me personally I wouldn't take that"

Essah: "shurrup Younis you're irrelevant you're just a hypeman"

by Mufti Olatunji May 10, 2021