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Mutually Assured Blumpkin

When two people performing oral sex on each other simulaneously shit their pants.
Jayson and Steve's date was going so well, until it was ruined by Mutually Assured Blumpkin.
by MANvsBlumpkin August 28, 2012
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mutually pining

Mutually pining is when two people who like or love each other but think the other one isn't interested, making this trope also a sort of unrequited love.
Nandermo is not mutually pining
by theshadowsfx June 2, 2022
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mutually assured destruction

Where two guys face each other, wanking off, and try to have both ejaculates collide in mid-air, thus averting catastrophe.
Shall we save the world again tomorrow, Bill?

...from mutually assured destruction
by Big Pawel April 20, 2008
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mutual masterbation

Mutual masterbation is when two or more males get together in a room and masterbate infront of each other. They may get naked and sit in a cirle and masterbate the person to their left or they may just all masterbate themselfs at the same time. There are many variations.
When two friends meet in a room and they strip off and then masterbate each other until they ejaculate, this is an example of mutual masterbation.
by Jonathon C June 18, 2006
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mutual oral sex

Me and my wife had mutual oral sex last night and it was really good.
by ORIGINATEDGENIO June 19, 2017
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Mutual

Where no feelings are involed in the act of making out (kissing passionitely) between two people.
Austin found a mutual to make out with
by chazzels22 July 8, 2011
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Penile Mutilation

This is when a demon comes into ur room at night and shoves a large object or a power drill into your penis. Thus destroying your penis entirely and making you a chick. Ways to prevent the demons from coming in ur room: wear a male chastity belt, take a shite and draw a cross on ur door with the shit in the name of allah, hide ur cock in ur bed partner. If you get penis mutilated you become a penis mutilating demon, and are force to go around town shoving snickers and what not into other mens penises.
Omg Todd why is there a snickers in ur bloody ripped open penis!? Jimbo
Idk It must have been one of those evil penile mutilation demons!
by PhagPhucker April 1, 2008
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