Eugene Mirman

A super cool comedian slash actor slash filmmaker slash author slash advice person slash time traueller. Author of the Will to Whatevs. A very funny man. Not to be confused with Demitri Martin.

"Some percentage of stalking must be effective..." Musings of Eugene Mirman

by Sierraaaaaaaah April 10, 2009

mermaider

its metal for fish!

dothklok plays mermaider in only the most brutal place on earth, the bottom of the ocean

by santaire January 28, 2008

The mermaid

This usually involves a bigger area of water such as a pool, hot tub, etc. This is when a woman gives oral under water until the point of climax without coming up for a breath . when giving the oral it's important the woman doesn't swallow the cum but let's it float in the water and puts it in her hair like a mysterious mermaid would wear pearls.

I went to the hotel and this random bitch gave me the mermaid. I gave her a lot of pearls for her hair

by Inked_^monster May 15, 2016

mermaid

a rare but real being. half human. half sea creature. a freak of nature. when a lonely mountain man had sex with a salmon, the salmons little fish babies had the top half of a person, but the bottom half of a fish. bam! the mermaid was born.

Jimmy: im so lonely. there isnt much to do in the mountains.

Salmon: glubglubglubglub..

Jimmy: well.. youre pretty arent you.. yes. pretty pretty salmon.. shal we fornicate in this torrent of water and make a bastard child and call it a mermaid? half man, half fish? yes? good. brace youre self..

by AideyAideyTheMakeUpLady April 28, 2008

Mermaid Kiss

When the toilet water splash from your solid turd reaches the appropriate height to spritz your ass.

Dude, they just cleaned the port-a-shitters so there was no dookie to cushion my turd, and I got an epic mermaid kiss.

by blink1371_69 December 13, 2012

marmalade

1. A jellylike preserve in which small pieces of fruit and fruit rind, as of oranges or lemons, are suspended

2. A method for banging a slimmie in the ass.

What's the difference between jam and marmalade? You can't marmalade your cock in a girls ass.

by Anfron December 9, 2008

mermaiding

when both feet end up in one leg of your pants

"Why's the baby running around in just a diaper?"
"He kept mermaiding and I didn't feel like fighting him any more."

by GusChaos November 2, 2007