hani 360 no scope fuck his mummy

a hani 360 no scope fuck his mummy is where you are smoking a fat J (joint) and the coppas pull up so you try run away and end up shaging your friend hanis mam in the back of her jaguar. ahaaaar. most commonly happens in throckley(where hard people are from)

i was smoking a J when i had to suddenly hani 360 no scope fuck his mummy ahaaaar

by connor holling October 2, 2019

yummy mummy

Glamorous girls who shop and lunch their way through pregnancy, proudly displaying their little bumps like the latest designer handbag. They generally see pregnancy as an opportunity to buy a whole new wardrobe with a team of personal shoppers on hand.

Yummy mummies disguise bleary eyes with Gucci sunglasses and recommend pregnancy to female friends as a fabulous way to detox.

Of course, they are sensible, and understand motherhood means making sacrifices, like and reducing the 90mm heel on their Prada shoes to sensible 65mm.

Kate is such a yummy mummy.

by boybeeps May 23, 2006

Mums

If you say something and someone thinks you're lying, they'll say "say mums" and that means if you're lying, something happens to your mum. some people, like me, don't believe in this.

Person 1: Oh yeah my dad got robbed yesterday
Person 2: nah rubbish, say mums!
person 1: mums
person 2: oh DAMN

by NailLover101 February 23, 2018

Grumpy Mumpy

A person who is grumpy, either for a reason or no apparent reason at all

"Hey Moyles"
"Fúck off eLC"
"Woooo SOMEONE'S A GRUMPY MUMPY TODAY!

by eLCon October 5, 2005

Mugsy

An person above god himself. Someone people pray to.

Eg. Nikola Tesla will follow mugsy

by Leonteje June 5, 2018

Stillwater Mummy

After a girl poops, the guy wraps his penis in toilet paper. He then has anal sex with her. Doing this, he is in turn, wiping for her.

Dude, I totally gave her a Stillwater Mummy. That's right! You can call me a modified poop stick.

by benjamin jammers April 29, 2010

The Mummy

the action of a man ejaculating (cumming) on a womans lips as she is sleeping. as the semen dries throughout the night, the dried ejaculate will seal close the womans mouth..When the woman awakes she will not be able to talk or open her mouth.. she will grunt and moan like a mummy.

"my wife came home drunk from the bar and woulnt blow me. so i decided to give her The Mummy, Bitch!"

by R to the izzo B to the 40 October 15, 2009