drug mule

A person who carries drugs by consuming them.

This is done usually with a balloon, condom, latex glove, etc. tablets of coke and heroin and then put into the balloon.

This is very dangerous for the carrier because the balloon could pop inside the person, resulting in death.

There was a drug mule on the plane, ten grams of pure cocaine exploded in his stomach resulting in seizures and death.

by queefist October 6, 2008

Mule fritter

Someone who is lazy and doesn't like to work.

John is such a mule fritter, he will do anything to get out of working the night shift.

by The Swamp May 2, 2015

Meleephobia

A persistent, potentially irrational fear of Super Smash Brothers: Melee, in particular, its lack of balance, numerous exploits, and excessively competitive players.

Most Smash 4 players have meleephobia. They hate everything having to do with Melee.

by fdsk2 October 2, 2015

Mule Harness

A cock ring used to stiffen and engorge the penis.

She only lets me do anal if I’m wearing a mule harness.

My mule harness was so tight my knob was a shade of bulging vein purple last night.

Hey reach over into the night stand and grab my mule harness if you want the man meat more rigid.

by Eaton Holgoode October 11, 2018

Mulberry Bush

When you are feeling rich in spirit, but you are too financially poor to play music chairs.

Here we go round the mulberry bush... again... cuz we're really really poor... financially...

by MK Dicky May 17, 2021

Maleek

Tall, handsome, and loves football, the type of person you absolutely do not want to be without.
If u find a Maleek keep him, he'll provide u with endless good sex and emotional support.
Maleeks are pure, special human beings

I definetly need a Maleek rn

by SOMEONE112233 May 30, 2022

beach mule

It's lineage can be traced to the Moscow Mule, it originated on the south shores of Long Island, a cocktail composed of overwhelmingly vodka, ginger beer, and rose's sweetened lime juice. Usually used to turn you into a raging lunatic before playing volleyball.

I just crushed a beach mule and now I'm going to spike the ball in their fucking face.

by Aceholes Live! July 30, 2017