Muller

a coffee grinder used for for weed instead of coffee beans, unlike normal herb grinders, Mullers create a more fluffier mix and you can control how fine you grind your herbs

Mark: Hey john, did you bring the muller?
John: Nah i left it at home

Mark: well go back the grinders not as good

John: alright i mean its only a 2 min walk

by GimmeFreeBudsBro October 1, 2019

muderi

has big black juicy balls so tall and good at every sport. He will cum on tour moms back and fuck your sister. He is very fun to be arround but dont joke around with him too much.

damn it I wish i was muderi

by Jasmine latishana December 8, 2021

muderi

he has big juicy balls and will absolutly destroy your mom. he catches all the girls and is the best at sports. he will fuck you until daybreak and will make you cum minimum 5 times. he is very fun but dont play with too much.

i wish i was Muderi

by Jasmine latishana December 8, 2021

The Tough Mudder

Although there has been much debate about the true definition of "The Tough Mudder", the official definition is insurmountable.

The Tough Mudder
/THē təf məd•dər/
Adj.

While penetrating a female anus with the penis, the penetrator enters a free hand into the vaginal canal. Once accomplished, proceeds to masterbate his penis through her vagina while occupying her anal cavity.

Street names/slangs include;
Brownie beater
Fecal fap
Fisty fap
Libertarian
Mr.Hankey hand job
Mud tug
#mudtug
Over under
Reach through
Smelly jerk

1. The other day Nicole and I pulled off the tough mudder, let me tell you, it is quite possibly the hardest event on the planet.

2. Bro, when Ashley is shmasted face she always wants that brownie beater...I ain't mad.

3. "I let Jimmy do the #mudtug once, now all he wants is a smelly jerk:(" said Becky to the marriage counselor.

by lasvegascashew October 16, 2014

Mudlarking

Simply means "inter-racial sex". Can be used as "mud-larking" (hyphenated) or "mudlarking". It is non-derogatory and non-condemnatory. It applies equally to either female or male pursuits. Often it is used when referring to "exploratory" experiences.

"Well, I think she was just in for the mudlark"...

or

"Guess who's been mudlarking just of late?"

by Marc Hugo June 29, 2008

Mullered

To be hit in the face or body with semen with the consitency of müller rice yoghurt.

Caney: Thanks for that Múller Rice brand yoghurt that you sprayed onto my face Rippee, it tasted... where are your pants?

Rippeee: A better question would be "Why did you just splatter my face with baby gravy" and the answer would be "why not"

Caney: Gah, i have been Mullered

by This is Not Roach August 7, 2008

Muller riced

This is when you have eaten so much that you are well and truely stuffed and cannot eat anymore

"Do you want some trifle?"
"No ta, I'm muller riced"

by kezuke June 18, 2007