delete myself

Commit die

Well guys im going to delete myself so long

by Mike Hunt onmablles November 28, 2020

double thought myself

When you cant find the right words to say “second guessed myself” and this is what comes out.

Thinking of the right thing but having another thought which conflicts with the original one.

Friend : “hey, who’s that celebrity who ran that beach club tv show?”

My brain : Lindsay Lohan! .....but maybe Paris Hilton

Me : “I think it was Paris Hilton...”

Friend : “just googled it was Lindsay Lohan”

Me : “damn I knew it...I double thought myself”

by SmashleyDrunkle October 23, 2019

help I just searched myself up on urban dictionary

You just searched your self up on urban dictionary and now you need help
1. delete your search history
2. go to your therapist

don't forget to tell him/her that I sent you there

Person1: Help I just searched myself up on urban dictionary! What do I do?
Person2: Just search "help I just searched myself up on urban dictionary".

by -Said no one ever May 10, 2022

when I eat that booty I FEED MYSELF

the process of eating booty and getting fool from it

guy: bro im hungry
me: when I eat that booty I FEED MYSELF
guy:yo good idea

by Cash_Carter June 3, 2021

Up Myself

When I am 'up myself' it means that I really think I'm shit hot. To be egotistical.

I just took the best selfie ever, but i'm worried that if i post it, people will think i'm up myself.

by Miss Tickle January 13, 2014

pulling myself

Pulling yourself= jerking off

What are you doing "pulling myself"

by Joshy6969 August 31, 2017

cheesed myself

'I cheesed myself' means 'I cummed inside of my panties'. For when something so sexy happened that it made you suddenly ejaculate all over your freshly cleaned tighty whities.

"When that girl tapped my shoulder I cheesed myself and started crying and everyone laughed"

by Sussy Bazinga October 7, 2022