Mormon Blessing

When a Mormon has anal sex with a non Mormon while shouting "Mormon" until the non Mormon in question's ass hole is so wide that the said Mormon can fit his head inside it.

Joe:"Hey Ty, I heard you gave Beccie a Mormon Blessing last night!"
Ty:"Fuck yeah!"

by Thicc Juicy Daddy September 21, 2018

moron

n. A person whose IQ lies between 45 and 59. Slightly stupider than a retard (60-69) but still smarter than an idiot (below 45).

Bush is a moron.

by virus March 31, 2003

mormon porn

Doesn't really exist.

I want to watch some mormon porn!

by JimWoods December 16, 2007

Mormon Piss Water

Slang for the beer sold in Utah which has a very low alcohol content. Got the name Mormon Piss Water from an urban legend which states "the mormons drink all the good beer and when they piss afterwards, they bottle it up and sell it to the general public."

Person 1: You drunk yet?

Person 2: No, and this is my 17th beer.
Person 1: You must be drinkin that Mormon Piss Water

by YoungSully January 2, 2010

Moron

Another word for George W Bush. Someone who lacks one shred of intellectual curiosity. Someone who uses the word 'misunderestimated'

Bush took first place at the world moron championships this year.

by Paul August 22, 2003

The Book of Mormon

The most wonderfully vulgar and awesome Broadway musical ever written by Trey Parker and Matt Stone of "South Park" fame.

I'm trying so desperately to get tickets to see The Book of Mormon on Broadway, but they're sold out way into summer.

by pseudonym#5783644785 August 6, 2011

moron magnet

The Creation Museum in Petersburg, Kentucky

I photographed the morons entering the giant moron magnet to see exhibits of people in biblical times riding dinosaurs wearing saddles. They didn't know before their visit that The Flintstones was actually a documentary!

by El Duderino Supremo April 29, 2008