Mooseknuckle Yana

A woman with big pussy lips - in small clothing looks like she's got a mans package.

Also refers to an ugly vagina. The more beat up the vagina is the more it looks like a mooseknuckle. Loose vagina

Aaron: does yana have a cock?

Rob: naw, shes got some huge coochie flaps aka Mooseknuckle Yana

Aaron: wtfh??

Rob: her shit is loose - beat the fuck up!

Rob: her shit is as big as her forehead

Aaron: word

by Nontoxic March 31, 2010

Moosa

The name mean Moses in Arabic, who was a smart, strong, and handsome man.

Wow he acts like Moosa.

by ChickemEater12345 December 13, 2016

alaskan upside down moose pile driver

when you pee in a girls butt get her pregnant and pile drive her down the stairs for a free abortion

pee pain Alaskan upside down moose pile driver

by gfkfkfkfkf December 1, 2016

Moosed

Consuming excessive amounts of alcohol to the extent that everything you say is highly offensive.

Neil : "Mate, you was so moosed last night. You told your father-in-law that you fuck his daughter every night in his house!"
Paul : "Shit man, I hate getting moosed!"

by OnTheMoose June 12, 2015

Moosecock Aerodynamics Tester

Nonexistant occupation (as of yet) that would appeal to a true lover of North American wildlife and a lazy person at that.

What's he doing all day? Watching TV? Playing video games?

Naah, he's a Moosecock Aerodynamics Tester, which for him is a full-time job.

by Lothario the Scandalous August 26, 2011

moose nuts

Egg size testicles that are large like those on a moose, especially a pair that is extra droopy.

person 1: Roscoe was tea bagging me the other day and his balls were so big they wouldn't even begin to fit in my mouth.

person 2: Oh, you didn't know he had moose nuts?

by The Tea Bagger December 21, 2010

Moosed

To be a complete mess after drinking a lot of alcohol

"Paul has only had five beers but he's completely moosed. He just told Emily she has a smelly pussy."

by Mooseboy2 June 12, 2015