nose mitten

The act of warming one's nose by inserting it into another's vagina or anal cleft.

It's freezing on this boat!" cried Ned to the fisherman, "Can I please have a nose mitten?!

by Blecchy March 4, 2011

gin mitt

The Female equivalent of a Male's symptoms of "whiskey dick". A Female consumes to much alcohol and becomes to drunk to engage in intercourse.

"I got drunk last night and got gin mitt, my boyfriend was not impressed."

by Bonerfarm December 9, 2012

old catcher's mitt

worn out vagina

Brittany has been fucked so many times she has an old catcher's mitt.

by TheCantonCock December 16, 2014

Matty Ice

The nickname for the Atlanta Falcons QuarterBack Matt Ryan.

Matty Ice is leading the Falcons to the Super Bowl!

by HA5TY November 14, 2010

Love Mitten

Vagina or a place where babies come from

Mel has an exquisite love mitten

by Unit VP December 17, 2006

mattyness

(noun) another way to measure one's coolness; a very cool person has a high level of mattyness; alternate spellings: mattiness

Tyler does not possess much mattyness because he wears high tube socks.

You have a lot of mattyness, come be our friend.

by Whiteshizzle June 11, 2006

misty fogg

Synonymous with a party. You get misty and you get fogged.

a misty fogg usually lead to unprotected sex with strangers.

by brainsmmmnevermind September 23, 2009