The result of drinking way too much Miller Light the night before and having to shit out your brains in the morning.
(Contains more water than the Bud Mud.) Use caution when mixing with Mac-D's or Wendys, may cause birth defect, liver damage, and in serious cases may be life threating, Consult your docter if the mildo masdness lasts longer than 24 hours.
(Contains more water than the Bud Mud.) Use caution when mixing with Mac-D's or Wendys, may cause birth defect, liver damage, and in serious cases may be life threating, Consult your docter if the mildo masdness lasts longer than 24 hours.
Yo, mondo you get the mildo madness this morning...
yah I used half the roll this morning... fuck Miller Light.
yah I used half the roll this morning... fuck Miller Light.
by Balls McLongCock December 31, 2006
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I realized that I had to marry my girlfriend last night when she decided to take me on her journey across the brown mile.
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College Students at the University of Michigan running naked during the Winter semester but they sometimes get caught by the police. Also the name of the new American Pie movie
by JDawg3010 December 29, 2006
Get the naked mile mug.When country folk refer to a country mile it is considerd to be round 10 miles per country mile..ish...we boonfolk dont really consider distance
by CountryBoy1243 August 30, 2006
Get the country mile mug.The number of cocks it takes to get a mile in length. Typically about 11000 average guys or 5500 porn stars. Usually referring to the sexual history or someone who does guys, be it straight female or gay male.
That skanky hoe has hella had a mile of cock in her time. I bet she's got a minge like a bullet wound.
by the trend setter June 7, 2009
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A typical "low mileage" dance is completely hands-off. (i.e. no touching.)
A dance with fair mileage may include groping of the dancer's ass and breasts.
A dance where you're getting great mileage will include titty sucking, kissing, petting and digital vaginal penetration.
In some very rare cases, a dance including a hand-job, fellatio or full-on sex would be considered exceptional mileage. This, of course, could also be considered prostitution.
A typical "low mileage" dance is completely hands-off. (i.e. no touching.)
A dance with fair mileage may include groping of the dancer's ass and breasts.
A dance where you're getting great mileage will include titty sucking, kissing, petting and digital vaginal penetration.
In some very rare cases, a dance including a hand-job, fellatio or full-on sex would be considered exceptional mileage. This, of course, could also be considered prostitution.
Tom: What kind of mileage will I get if I go back for a dance with that black chick?
Dick: Who, Mercedez? She'll let you finger her.
Dick: Who, Mercedez? She'll let you finger her.
by Time4SumAksion August 15, 2006
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