midwest

Okay, I was going to be really mean and say how crappy I think the midwest is. But, with the exception of Missouri (which was actually kind of pretty) and Kansas (which was too flat for my taste), I've not really seen the midwest. And I know plenty of people from the midwest who are really nice and cool. Sure, midwesterners get labeled as fat, boring and backward, but hey, you can find people like that all over the country, right? I don't think the midwest has a monopoly.

I admit, I must have the deserts of Arizona, the mountains of Colorado and the beaches of California, the spicy food of the southwest, and the sunshine all over the west, but I'm sure the midwest has it's share of interesting stuff too.

Anyway, we're all Americans, so what difference does it make?

The midwest probably gets slammed by people who have never even been there, or just passed through.

by Desert Dan April 21, 2006

modest beauty

Being beautiful without having to show a lot of skin.

Michelle Obama is a good example of modest beauty.

by Cinderica June 29, 2014

modestus

A character in the Cambridge latin course that nobody knows about because they didn't make the mistake of taking latin gcse. Modestus claims to be a great soldier who killed 3000 men and tries to get on Vilbia but eventually fails because bad man Bulbus comes along and throws him into a fountain. Modestus is also scared of spiders and let a prisoner escape because there was one nearby. The last we hear of modestus is when he fondles an old mans beard, thinking it was a stripper's hair.

Oh you know modestus? You're in for a world of pain for the rest of the latin gcse course

by Grumio et Metella in cubiculum November 7, 2017

Modest pelecan gaming

By far is the best YouTube known to man kind. He is well know for the Thicc thumbnails. His channel is also a political campaign to spread awareness that people are dehydrated and is is a very hydrated pelican, he is the leader of the notorious biker gang the sons of virgins

Hey lads and lasses modest pelecan gaming here with Thicc man. Please take nude selfies with the modest pelecan YouTube page open in the background and then leak these photos making it viral thus making my channel viral

by I'm the real lightning McQueen September 2, 2019

milestone

project goal ( programmers in washington state make milestone )

Mr softie says, " you core hog hogs make ur milestone this week "?? Yo dude we have been pushing inchie peebles.

by itichie_nocanpo July 5, 2006

Midwest

Best place for a good time. Better then the eastside, better than the westside, and way better than the southside.

Want to party, go to the midwest.

by Breakpoint July 27, 2004

milestoned

When you witness something groundbreaking when you are stoned.

California was milestoned when Proposition 19 passed.

by Mr. Cannabis November 2, 2010