microwave money

quick cash

I need to make some microwave money to buy concert tickets, yo!

by wrenchingking December 21, 2012

microwave

An alternate term for going down on a guy. Most commonly used when talking to someone in a public place.

Chica 1: "I heard you gave that buff guy in gym class microwave last night."

Chica 2: "Yeah he didn't last long, I've had a lot of practice."

by westfalia December 11, 2009

microwave woman

Also known as cocktease. A woman who flirts with men and turn them on and doesn't give the pussy. Named after the microwave oven because, like it, she heats up but doesn't cook.

Prima: Yesterday, Jill made out with me, but she didn't allowed me to jam it in.

Secunda: What a cocktease! She's such a microwave woman.

by The Motherfucking Gary Oak September 2, 2011

Swedish Microwave

Continually releasing queefs under the covers several times and building up stench while your significant other is brushing their teeth and getting ready for bed, then when they get into bed, pull the covers over their head and yell "SWEDISH MICROWAVE" and let them enjoy the stench of your queef gas for at least 30 seconds. Similar to the 'Dutch Oven'

Emma: Kerri, how was your sleepover at Anna's last night?
Kerri: NOT GOOD! That damn Alyssa chick kept pulling Swedish Microwaves all night!

Emma: Whoa, that's some serious queefage!

by Ilovemyjawaylin March 1, 2011

Microwave Oven

"Instant Heat!" - We cannot nor will not forget Vinnie Johnson of the National Basketball League's Detroit Pistons. The original Sixth Man of the Year!

Now entering the game is the microwave oven, Vinnie Johnson!

by gravy111 November 23, 2010

Microwave

When you don't want to attract attention so wave just a little bit

My ex was next to you at the bar so I wicrowaved to get your attention!

Hes shy so when we meet we always microwave!

by Burtnlovely December 8, 2011

Microwave Oven

Not to be confused with the classic Dutch Oven, the Microwave Oven is a when someone farts under the covers and instead of shoving the other's head underneath, they open up the sheets after cooking for a few minutes just like the microwave door.

Person 1- "oh my gosh, did you just fart under the covers?"

Person 2- "yeah, I just turned on the microwave oven for a couple of minutes."

by TX2420OK May 30, 2016