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Mickey mouse moment 

A word used to define moments of pure confusion and ignorance
"Hey Jack, Peter's mother died of cancer!"

"That's a mickey mouse moment right there!"

Mickey Mouse Park

A baseball ballparks where it is easier than usual to be able to hit a home run due to things such as walls being closer than most other parks.
Man Yankees Stadium is such a Mickey Mouse Park, players are always hitting home runs at the short porch.

Mickey Mouse trophy 

A phrase commonly used by Penaldogs to describe Messi’s World Cup win and saying it is an unimportant trophy.
Messi fan: Did you see messi’s World Cup win?
Penaldog: I don’t care about that Mickey Mouse trophy.

Mickey Mouse Hoes 

A word made up by the famous bay area rapper Andre Nickatina

basically it means a hoe who really isnt down.. a girl who is pg 13

to us pimps we dont like girls that arent down to fuck or do other shit.. since hes a pimp and most girls might not want to be tricked out
he would get mad and call them mickey mouse hoes

first heard in his song N yo Eyes

basically we want more mature girls who are down for w.e not girls who wont fuck on a first date who act all pg nd shit

see also:
Mickey Mousing
guy #1
I took this bitch out on a date and everything
took her back to my place and she wouldnt even take her pants off.. talking about we need to know eachother better

guy #2
Breh you know you gotta stop messin around with them mickey mouse hoes they never quick to give it up, they always scared nd shit

mickey mouse show 

A scenario which lacks organization and or structure. adhering to no rhyme or reason with a mass lack of information by all participating parties.
The servers went down at work today!Everyone panicked and had no idea what to do!It was a complete mickey mouse show!
mickey mouse show by AnnoDelux February 5, 2012

Mickey Mouse Cheese 

Large quantities of money
Guy 1: Hey I just got Mickey Mouse cheese

Guy 2: How?
Guy 1: Dealing cocaine