mall wheeler

A person with a truck or 4x4 that is lifted ridiculously high with huge mud tires that never sees a speck of dirt. They lifted their rig mainly to drive around town or the local mall to try and get attention from young hos who are turned on by big trucks.

Check out that lifted Silverado with the 20's. Such a mall wheeler.

by ginormous January 31, 2006

mall troll

Fat 40ish closet queens, possibly a republican congressman or TV evangalist, who hang out in malls trying to pick up boys and young men.

In a vice sweep last week, the police arrested a dozen mall trolls including a preacher, city councleman and a man waiting while his family bought back to school clothes at Sears.

by james savik February 1, 2008

felix mallard

is hot

me: felix mallard is hot

by tecccccccccccccccccc April 9, 2021

the Mall

A place whare guys go to scam on honeys

Me and my homies: Hey can you give us a ride to the mall?

My homies dad: The mall? why would you want to go to the mall? only girls go to the mall.

Me and my homies: Exactly! that's the whole point of going to the mall!

by Biscuit Bega December 30, 2005

Mallary

The best friend a person can have. Gorgeous, and any guy would be lucky to have her, IF one is ever good enough. Will take control and will always be there even if there is a distance. Loves words and is a terrible grammar nazi and will correct you in a heart beat. Generally likes anime and books.

Girl1:"That girl is such a Mallary"
Girl2: "So she's awesome!"

by iiSnarkySharky August 11, 2010

Mall Walk

The act of walking slowly, as if you were in a mall.

I hate it when I'm in a rush and these people got their mall walk on.

by Jon Ace January 16, 2006

Mall Rat

a person, typically a teenager, that spends his LIFE at the mall with friends//boyfriend//girlfriend. it is easy to spot them, some are punks, some are preppy Hollister Monsters, and some are cheap Aeropostale loserrs. they also b e l i e v e that being a mall rat will assist them on the quest of finding the man//woman of their DREAMS. a mall rat is also a GREAT idea to be for Halloween ! ! (:

Brittany: EHMAGODD! Hollister just released their new ad campaign @ the SoHo flagship! on Facebook they said that their hot new Shell Beach models will be there ! !

Cora: are you fuckin serious? I'M THERE!

Liana: mmkay, so we'll stay @ the mall from 3 to 10 tonight, right?

Brittany: yeahh whatever. isn't that we always do, dumbass?

ALL: MAN i am LOOOOVING the mall rat life! * whistle *

by meladecadence October 31, 2009