Alaskan Mussy Mangler

Shitting A Condom Half-Full, Freezing It, Then Sticking Half Your Penis (Depeding On Size) Into The Condom, Then Proceeding To Thrash Around Inside One's Mussy

Tom: Dude, At The Party Last Night, I Witnessed Something Awful

Paul: What Was It!?

Tom: Someone Suffered The Wrath Of An Alaskan Mussy Mangler, They Required A Wheel-Chair To Leave...Sad.

by D35 November 29, 2009

manglefacture

1) to manufacture something very badly, so that it comes out of the factory "pre-wrecked".

2) to manufacture something that was designed badly enough to seem already wrecked.

That's a new toy? Where was it manglefactured?

by Milan Davidovic January 2, 2009

mangletown

a state of mind, and body, where a person is highly intoxicated.

hell yeah i have a one way ticket to mangletown!!

by Moe Theman April 26, 2011

mangle dangle

The process of slightly severing the penis from one too many "dick in a box" performances.

Did you hear about Justin Timberlake? He was hospitalized because of a severe mangle dangle.

by FreakStorm January 9, 2014

Mangled meat

When your vagina looks like it's been run through a meat grinder

My boyfriend leaves the light off during sex because he's afraid to see my mangled meat

by Ju1975 January 20, 2017

mangled cunt

When someone does something fucked up or fucken sick

Usually said by @BenSlade @TravisHyslop or @AlexDodd

Did Nate milk his hurt arm?

Fucken oath

What a mangled cunt

by Fucken oath the boys May 18, 2017

Mangled vagina

Mangled vagina: an over the hill, wrinkled, 50÷ y/o prostitute who has no skillset other than fucking or being punch fisted for income.

Kerry has a mangled vagina and is a mangled vagina.

by GamerzAnonymous February 21, 2018