i am at my maximum pee storage capacity

another way of saying "i need to go pee really bad"

person:i shall unleash a continous stream of pee for i am at my maximum pee storage capacity
person2:ou could instead say "i am gonna go to the toilet" its much shorter

by cosmnik July 1, 2021

Maximum Dippage

Is when you give maximum potential Aka your the Shit

She is giving maximum Dippage

by sheluvs_daryian June 19, 2022

Maximum Highosity

The peak of being high.

The point at which one has become so high, they cannot get any higher.

At about 200mg, you'll reach maximum highosity.

I think I've reached maximum highosity.

by Kayla Wattsername December 23, 2023

Maximum

This is the most wonderful human you will ever meet. I don't know how to even describe him. Maximum (usually goes by Max) is so bright. He is a literal golden retriever boy and in everything he does, he acts like a child. Even though he has been through unimaginable things in his life, he is always kind to those who may not deserve it because he knows that people are important. He is a lover of life and loyal always. He reminds you of the sun, always there for you, constant, and bright. He is always taking time to better himself and doesn't often realize that he is deserving of love and affection. He has beautiful hazel eyes that somehow glow in the dark? calcium deficiency? it's cool though. He doesn't seem to realize just how smart he is, so if you know a max, tell him. He needs to hear it. He gives out his love freely and it's the most beautiful thing I have ever witnessed.

If you ever find a max in this big ol' world, marry him.

I'm glad every day that I did.

Happy wedding day love.

Hey, who is that breakdancing in the dining hall?
That's Maximum. He is the nicest but I am very concerned for him.

by I'mInItForTheLongGame February 4, 2024

Maximum Poopitude

The feeling/moment you get after waiting for an extended period of time to poop to be able to unleash the most massive poop. Often coincides with bragging to friends about what a giant shit you just took.

Justin, "You going to poop before we go out?"
Tommy, "Nah, haven't reached maximum poopitude yet."

--- 4 hours later ---
Tommy, "I've reached maximum poopitude, be right back."

--- 20 minutes later ---
Tommy, "Dude!! It's above the waterline!!"

by tvdubsmash June 11, 2022

Maximum Occupancy

Also Known As: Fully Occupied

During Groups sex when a female has reached her "Occupancy," Usually involving five males and the female is on her back on top of a male, whose stiffy is inside her asshole. A second male stands over her missionary-style and has his stiffy in her vagina. The third male is staddling the female's face with his stiffy inside her mouth. While the female preforms two hand-jobs, one stiffy in each hand, with the fourth and fifth males. Usually Places can be changed during sex, And beginning positions are based on chance or a coin toss.

"Did you hear "insert name" went home with five guys?!"
"Maximum Occupancy All-night"

by Onlypudge December 1, 2011

Doing the maximum

Doing the most . Or doing too much unnecessary things at one time.

Lance was doing the maximum , I couldn't deal with all the nonsense he was giving me .

by SassyAimz February 24, 2017