yer maw sells avon

it means your mother sells avon products

“shut it ya mad junkie”

“naw, ya mad rocket, yer maw sells avon”

by arlecchinos6thwife March 29, 2024

yer maw

"yer maw" means your mum is very lazy and canny be arsed to even cook you dinner or let yer dugs oot

John: dae u ken where the co op is . Purple Aki: yer maw

by Beninging December 23, 2021

Mawing

Mawing is when you get naked on all 4’s in the middle of a street during the night and you eat a dear carcass and when a car comes by, you bite the dear with your teeth and run into the woods.

Hey Owen, let’s go mawing tonight

by Mawing69 January 18, 2025

yer maw

a scottish way of saying your mother

yer maw is a fat poo

by Mrlolmcsweggypants April 11, 2015

maw

Might as well

Maw go to the gym today 🤙

by poontang12345 June 4, 2025

maw

maw = might as well

Friend: I think I'm going to dress up as batman for halloween
Me: maw

by rix14 October 31, 2018

yer maw

Basically at the end of an argument when you have nothing left to say yer maw, would be like saying anything about someone's mum which is never a good thing

The cunt: I'm going to end up smashing you
Me: Nae bother mate away and hump yer maw ya wee dick .

Yer maw always works.....if you really want to piss someone off ! Use with caution ⚠

by charlie xoxo October 4, 2016