Manister

A dick, or male reproductive organ.

Boys have a manister, girls have a hydro.

by ace67 March 3, 2007

maniptite

The urge men get from time to time to do manly activities, such as shooting stuff, driving fast, eating and drinking too much, slobbing out, climbing stuff and making banter.

Usually the result of underlying manstinct

Sam had an uncontrollable maniptite, spending all day in the pub eating steak drinking beers after a tough day's shooting.

Paddy's banter was almost certainly the result of his maniptite.

by Paddy45 December 24, 2007

Manitoba Mittens

Manitoba mittens is when someone in Manitoba is holding two drinks, one in each hand, in the dead of winter.

Often leads to a winnipeg handshake.

So I was rolling with the Manitoba mittens, and some idiot from St Norbert got in my face, so I gave him the winnipeg handshake.

by EvanTA July 12, 2017

Manitowoc-ed

To be railroaded by the justice system through shitty police work, corruption, evidence planting, selective amnesia by people remembering only what will get your ass locked up, lies and cover ups that can go back generations.
Regular people cannot commit this act because you need to hold a position of authority of some sort because otherwise it is just knows as being a general asshole.

You can be Manitowoc-ed though by bosses, teachers, lawyers and any other person with a false sense of superiority and anything goes if they believe it is for the common good.

I have never been so Manitowoc-ed in my life, they planted weed, yelled stop resisting while beating the shit out of me and then hit each other and said I did it.

by Kev1969 September 27, 2017

smugglin'_manitees

Used to describe a very very fat person.

boy1: hey you see that new girl?
boy2: yeah, she looks like shes smugglin'_manitees
boy3: *vomits blood*

by friendofyarsarein October 1, 2006

Camp Manitou

Camp manitou is a place located in middle of nowhere Maine and is a terrible place to send ur kids sending ur kids to camp manitou is A great decision to send your kid for the summer

Kid #1 what are u doing this summer
Kid #2 I'm going to Camp Manitou
Kid #1 good luck with that one buddy

by Hey noww September 15, 2019

Manitoba Hydro

The Manitoba-based power company that is highly unreliable.

Jared: Man, I'm sick and tired of Manitoba Hydro.
George: Yeah, they're so unreliable, I'd want to start my own power company.
Jared: I've had numerous unreliability incidents with them about 5 times!

by wickedplayer494 February 23, 2011