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maniptite 

The urge men get from time to time to do manly activities, such as shooting stuff, driving fast, eating and drinking too much, slobbing out, climbing stuff and making banter.

Usually the result of underlying manstinct
Sam had an uncontrollable maniptite, spending all day in the pub eating steak drinking beers after a tough day's shooting.

Paddy's banter was almost certainly the result of his maniptite.
maniptite by Paddy45 December 24, 2007
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maniphile 

The opposite of a pediphile; a younger person who hits on or likes older people
Teacher: I have a student and I think shes a maniphile. I'm twice her age and I hear she thinks I'm totally banging.
maniphile by kanguala January 7, 2010
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maniputext 

When you receive several texts or long pages of text when really the subject warrants a phone call discussion.
Like when your husband asks you for a divorce, but you have to file paper work; and just before you start cleaning up the mess, he starts maniputexting you to "stay," "come back," "I'll do whatever it takes." Trying to save a relationship, dump someone, get someone to do something for you, get something out of someone...all in the form of long and irritating text messages. Just get the balls to call!
maniputext by TryingToBeAGrownUp August 12, 2009

Maninite 

Any one member(resident)of a loose knit group of mountain hippies cloistered at the base of Pikes Peak mountain that thrill in endless outdoor activity and mindless political,socio-evolutionary and spiritual debate.
don't make fun of his hair man he is a maninite.
Maninite by Sniggins May 8, 2003
Manatite is a combination of the words 'Man' and 'Apatite' so it's a Man-Apatite, or Manatite.

Manatite comes from a Sonic commercial advertising their Chili Cheese Wrap.
This Chili Cheese Wrap satisfies my manatite.
manatite by SirKnight November 9, 2006

Manipalite 

A person who has spent a significant period of time in the university town of Manipal
That person has great life experience! He/she must be a Manipalite!
Manipalite by manipalite February 7, 2015
The syndrome or complex, in which any mother or elderly woman (most likely gries) have an affection for you.

Most of the time young men have this and it results in the mother of chicks to like them more than the chick does.
Man I got manititha, those moms love me.

Manga, exo manititha. Mono kati kologries mou kathoude.
manititha by pappas August 10, 2005
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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