by Not-gonna-tellya April 22, 2005
Get the mabbot mug.The act of real men refusing to use practical products for unconvintional and unreasonable reasons. Specifically reasons that do not align with reason, logic, or the reality of life. A mancott does not follow logical means of anything and will be used and discarded like most treaties in the world. (Burn treaty writers and their supporters)
"I am going to Mancott sttraws because they make men drink soda's quickly therefore leading to more time with your woman's stories of 'that bitch at work' or time getting more to drink."
"I will Mancott Chick Fil-A because they are not open on Sundays and the only day I get a craving is on Sunday. But said Mancott will be lifted if I really really want some when they are open>"
"I will Mancott Chick Fil-A because they are not open on Sundays and the only day I get a craving is on Sunday. But said Mancott will be lifted if I really really want some when they are open>"
by P. Lee Barton February 8, 2010
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Manjote:("Hey girllll.. Wanna smash")
Girl:("Get away from me no one likes you")
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Girl:("Get away from me no one likes you")
by Viscocity February 27, 2017
Get the Manjote mug.An extended version of the ever-popular Mancation, in which the individual, typically a male, engages in a prolonged respite from his daily duties and relationships. Manbaticals typically follow life-changing events including divorces, break-ups, or major job changes. The average Manbatical lasts 6-8 weeks but in extreme cases have been known to go on for years.
Did you hear about Steve? Right after he and Karlie broke up, he went to Cabo for Mancation with his brahs and ended up on an 8 month Manbatical! Dude came back with a sick tan, one nut, and a scathing case of the Herp, but he's real relaxed now and totally over Karlie. Just goes to show....
by Zach Olsen January 2, 2009
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