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Malcolmaniac

A die-hard fan of the enormously talented Ryan Malcolm. Malcolmaniacs are those who keep up to date on Ryan's career, buy his albums, attend his concerts, chat on his message board, or anything else that may contibute to supporting his career.
Malcolmaniacs are the best fans a guy could ever ask for!
by Natalie February 15, 2005
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Macob

Someone who performs a task, job, or procedure with the utmost skill. A true specialist in a certain area who stuns everyone with his/her knowledge and expertise. Performs with such amazement it is only rivaled by some magicians.

May appear arrogant to some, but make no mistake, this person takes great pride in their skill. Lives and breathes their job or career.
He's a bona fide bad ass, a friggin macob!
by MeatHed2005 June 9, 2010
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Malcolm

The opposite of a catalyst, a Malcolm will act as a retardent to any process, slowing it to the point where the rate of advancement of any task is almost immeasurably slow.
The job was running on schedule but, since we started using Malcolm, we're not even anticipating an end date anymore.
by Fles December 1, 2010
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Malcolm

The neighborhood creeper. Very funny and friendly, but sometimes a little too friendly...
Dear Lucia,

This morning I logged on to facebook, to gladly see that I have received 12 notifications. Although, I was not glad to see that approximately 8 of those notifications were from you liking my comments or posting in a group. Therefore, I have decided to comment rape you, which is probably why you are going to have like 20 notifications.

Sincerely,
Malcolm

Lucia- great

Malcolm- ok im done. how many notifications was that?

Lucia- 40. i hate you.
by mccauleycaulkin :D July 4, 2011
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Malcolm

a woman usually a teacher probably of
(english or history, you know one of those bitchy ones) who shows strong tendencies towards dikeisim. this woman is usually "married" but keeps her madien name. she shows a strong prejudice to men for no real reason. basically a mean ass woman who is always on the rag.
did you hear that? that chick is totally a malcolm, she hate all the guys in our class
by queerbear March 20, 2008
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madcore

Sweeter than hardcore or anything else, the peak of awesomeness


when you own someone to the point of embarrassment, wet pants, or shitting themselves, you MADCORE owned them
"Dude, I smashed the shit out of that window!"

"Like, Whoa! you madcore owned its chocolatey butthole"
by ...Brady... April 1, 2005
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Malcolm

The most annoying kid you will ever meet. He seems nice at first but then turns out to be a huge douche bag.
by jimsmith0055 June 3, 2015
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