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Dirty Mag

Not to be confused with Dirty Magazines such as Playboy or Hustler.

A Dirty Mag relates to the use of a Bullet Type that considered "Bad" or "Not Ideal" for the situation its being used for.

Typically, this is used to describe a mixture of Hollow Point and Full Metal Jacket in a gun carried for self defense. Since Full Metal Jacket is NOT a safe self defense round due to its ability to overpenetrate. The magazine is a "Dirty Mag".

The name was derived from Dirty Magazines, how they were Taboo to have, and a Gun's "Magazine".
Instructor: Now boys, when you carry concealed you dont want FMJ in your magazind. It could overpenetrate your target and hit something or someone. You guys remember those playboy magazines?
Class: Yeah?
Instructor: Well, those are Dirty Mags. You're not supposed to have them because they're taboo. Putting an FMJ into your magazine makes it a Dirty Mag too, and if I catch you with one: Ill personally kick your ass. Understood?
Class: Yes Sir
by TranscendentBoredomOverlord February 15, 2020
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Tod Mag

A term used in Scotland for a gentleman's magazine of the genre published in the past by the likes of Paul Raymond or the current owners of West Ham FC, David Sullivan and David Gold (example publications: Escort, Razzle, Club International, Men Only, Whitehouse, Parade). The type of journal referred to by the Beastie Boys when they said "Now your mom threw away your best porno mag".

Typically and equally distributed in the 1970s and 1980s through John Menzies newsagents and apparent random but liberal dispersal under park hedgerows or under fathers' beds, where they would be found by small boys as some kind of heirloom.
Overheard on a Scottish school bus circa 1985: "Hey, geez a swatch at that tod mag! Is that Club or Mayfair?"
by Mr Santos March 22, 2017
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Kabi mag

the worse magnus player in the world.
" oh no kabi picked mag , we lost! "
"gg, fucking kabi mag"
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Pulling a Mag

Having the sudden urge of being a total pain in the ass. Can also be described as being happy one day and a Bitch the next day, for no apparent reason.
She was nice yesterday but today she is a bit of a bitch, I guess she is just pulling a Mag.
by Pulling an Alex September 8, 2021
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gumble mag

An old school porno magazine like Men Only or Razzle
I found my dads stash of gumble mags on top of his wardrobe
by anonymous August 11, 2021
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Porn mag

Sex porn nude licking cum off a phat pussy
I love sex and licking cum like in a porn mag
by Pigs are god December 7, 2021
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Mag Duf

A Mag Duf is an anoying person who's best friend's anre calked T and M.
"Hey that girl is annoying and her best friend's are called T and M she is a Mag Duf".
by Tapollah December 17, 2021
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