loch ness monster

An ugly woman (coined by groundskeeper Willie)

Ach! Back to the loch with YOU nessie!

by Omgwtfbbq October 10, 2004

lochte

to totally bail on someone who is expecting you to show.

Fucking Matt! He said he would be here but I bet he totally pulls a lochte.

by slickrickdaruler August 18, 2016

Pulling a Lochte

Peeing in a pool. Inspired by US Olympic Swimmer Ryan Lochte (pronounced Lock-tee) admitting to doing as such in the warm up pool at the London Olympics.

Other forms can also be:

*Pull a Lochte

*Pulled a Lochte

Example 1: Mark: I'd better not catch any of you Pulling a Lochte!

Example 2: Sarah: I have to go to the bathroom, but I'm too lazy to get out of the pool.

Jeff: Just do what I did - Pull a Lochte.

Example 3: Alice: Don't swim over here! I just Pulled a Lochte!

by AUMagic August 12, 2012

poophole loophole

The logic that allows girls who are saving their virginity for marriage to instead have premarital anal intercourse.
Typically the boyfriends of such girls will convince them that, if they take it in the ass and don't pop the cherry, they're still pure and virginal.

Guy 1: "I'm bummed because this hot chick I dated is saving herself for marriage."
Guy 2: "Just explain the poophole loophole to her and you'll score for sure."

Chick: "Thank goodness for the poophole loophole. Now I can honestly tell God and my parents that I am a virgin."

by creaternity April 6, 2006

A Loch Ness Monster

A bowel movement so great in length that the end of the feces is protruding from the toilet water thus resembling the "Loch Ness Monster".

Some sick bastard left a Loch Ness Monster in the work bathroom.

by Bender77 May 30, 2008

Lochoe

Lochoe is an amazing nick name that people call you when they think you are amazingly awesome.

"Hey, Lochoe, you're so awesome"

by FatPurry November 13, 2011

lochhead

one sexy mother fuckin family.

cort lochhead is a babe

by long dick luke June 20, 2017