The Lonely Redneck

When one consumes alcohol and molests a piece of taxidermy.

The Lonely Redneck has had no luck with the ladies tonight, and he's way too drunk to catch anything that is alive...

by Nickslice October 19, 2009

Lone Tweeter

A person with little or no followers, but updates their Twitter anyway.

*Ann just updated her twitter from Twitterberry*

John: Why do you update your twitter when you have no followers?

Ann: I guess I'm just a Lone Tweeter.

by JFuhresh May 15, 2009

Lone Banana

(noun) Used to describe a person who conducts those social activities usually carried out by a group or a couple by himself, most often because his friends all have significant others. Extension of the term third wheel, which is usually used to describe the person who awkwardly tags along with their coupled-up friends. More generally, a Lone Banana is anyone who conducts certain social activities by himself. The term has a sad or lonely connotation. Derived from the single banana phenomenon often observed in grocery stores, when bananas that have become separated from the bunch are sold as singles.

He's been kind of a Lone Banana ever since his buddy found a girlfriend.

Look at that Lone Banana out to dinner by himself. Maybe we should ask him to sit with us.

by ChickenRice May 8, 2015

lonely cheating

Masturbation.

Guy 1: So she walked in on you jerking one out?
Guy 2: I like to think of it as lonely cheating.

by KillerOrange27 October 7, 2009

Lone Wolf

A "Lone Wolf" is someone who keeps to themself, and tends to sit around older kids looking awkward. Although this person may look awkward, DON'T BE FOOLED! This Lone Wolf may be actually pretty cool. They might end up being grouped with the younger kids at larger family functions; generally the "Lone Wolf" is a billion times more mature and less weird than kids their age, however too awkward to hang out with people who are older, henceforth the moniker "Lone Wolf."

Macy: "Look at this kid. She is so awkward!"
Hazel: "Nah, man, that is a Lone Wolf!"

by someboredkids July 27, 2011

Lone Ranger

A lone person walking in an area that is typically devoid of pedestrian traffic. Lone rangers are typically individuals seen walking in suburbia, on highways, or in abandoned urban areas.

Hey, check out this guy walking on the side of the highway. We got a lone ranger over here.

by goon central May 19, 2010

Lone Wolf

a person who stays to themself

Gollum became a lone wolf when the other hobbits kicked him out of his village.

by Light Joker April 9, 2005