Denim Loaf

Denim Loaf is experienced when a male, with small, medium or large endowment, wears jeans that are extremely tight. The penis is engulfed by tight denim and projects a round, loaf like, appearance of the member. The Denim Loaf may extend directly to the left or right of the fly of the jeans or, depending upon penis positioning, to the upper or lower left or upper or lower right area of the fly.

It can be readily noted if the individual enjoys displaying their Denim Loaf as the denim around the penis is worn and faded from frequent display like that of a tobacco can outline in the back pocket of someone's jeans who chews frequently.

It is thought by those that enjoy displaying their Denim Loaf that members of the same or opposite sex seek out the ability to spot a Denim Loaf to facilitate a conversation that hopefully leads to a sexual encounter.

It was Friday evening and Steven was going out for a night on the town. Hoping for the chance to hook up, he put on his trusty, worn, faded and too tight jeans and positioned his Denim Loaf in the upper right quadrant of his fly area. He was ready to hit the town.

by Eaton Holgoode March 12, 2014

Loafing

1) verb: To loaf
2) To do things in a manner that shows disinterest or a simple lack of composure
3) The manner in which things get done while the person doing the action is stoned as shit.

"Jeff hand me a napkin"
*Jeff picks up wad of napkins, drops them all onto the floor, hands person napkin but fails to pick up all the rest of the scattered napkins.
"Jeff quiz loafing"

by icepick008 April 26, 2015

Sliced Loaf

The view you get when looking up as you are going down on an overweight woman. The ripples in their gut fat looks very much like the view you would see looking along the top of a sliced loaf of bread....

I went down on Kim's beaver, and when I looked up all I could see was her sliced loaf gut.....

by Bibbo November 16, 2006

loafing

bullcraapping around; wasting time; a big procrastinater.

Ay you loafing, you better hurry up and do ms. johnson essay.

by WashingtonDC123 June 15, 2010

Lafayette College

Stellar Liberal Arts school in eastern PA primarily attended by rich white kids from PA, NJ and New England. Most of the kids here are pretty damn smart and work hard. The students usually try to throw sick parties, but are their frat-tastic parties are usually thwarted by the Draconian administration's nazi-like alcohol regulations. The guys tend to be pretty chill despite their preppy appearance while the girls tend to be snobby and not give anyone the time of day.

Rich: Yo man, I got into Lafayette College today. I'm so stoked because now I don't have to go to Lehigh and drown my sorrows every day for the next 4 years.

Brian: That's good dude. Make sure to bring your daddy's BMW if you ever want to get laid though.

by Frat-tastic 58 August 12, 2009

Loadapolooza

A huge party that involves many people having various kinds of sex. An orgy.

Fletch couldn't believe his eyes when he arrived at Tim's house. He estimated there were about 20 naked moaning people sprawled about the living room in various positions. There were erect penis' penetrating vaginas, asses, mouths, ears, armpits etc. The floor was very sticky and wet due to the copious amounts of missed cum shots, pussy juice and fecal matter.

It turned out that he had been invited to Tim's annual Loadapolooza.

by Blumpster September 19, 2009

Cunt Loaf

When a woman has a Large puffy Vagina/Vaginal Lips

"Woah dude, That girl has a cunt loaf."

by Jaz November 1, 2004