closet librarian

one who displays librarian-like tendencies despite their best efforts to hide them; in fact they usually make no efforts to hide them whatsoever.

Niles Crane (from Frasier) is a closet librarian. There are many others who have not yet come out.

by NOTMYNECK August 13, 2007

library goggles

a phenomenon often observed by students at Oxford University - similar to beer goggles, but produced by prolonged periods in the library and a of lack of social interaction.
This lasts for up to 78 seconds after leaving the library and causes all girls, no matter how ugly, to appear dazzlingly attractive.

"I think that's why I really like Emma. She's always sat opposite me in Wadham library, and I often find myself thinking that I definitely wouldn't mind. It's the library goggles, I'm sure!"

"Oh my chunder. I've got the library goggles again. It's so tragic!"

by Wadhamite February 3, 2009

Ninja Library

The quietest place on earth.

I'm really surprised at how things are at the Ninja Library, very quiet !

by izcool May 10, 2008

Librarianly

How a librarian acts.

Did did that librarian?

Librarianly

by OMGcookie April 26, 2011

libationist

A person that spends a keen amount of attention and energy on knowing the ingredients of their liquor, the proper preparation of cocktails and finds great enjoyment in top-notch ingredients and exemplary preparation in addition to back story and knowing the brewers, distillers and bartenders who create those drinks.

A libationist is not necessarily a drink snob, only enjoying specialty and/or liquor items difficult to obtain and/or expensive drinks; though, that is a variety of libationist and probably the most common or at least easy to spot in a bar.

Because he was a libationist, he liked to collect orphan barrel bourbons and only drink them on special occasions.

by CmdrTrekk December 21, 2014

LibApple

Same connotation as Genius however it's used as if though it's an object

You have a lot of LibApples!

by Prof. Diabhal Frangach Me May 26, 2021

Libny

Libny is one of the smartest, nicest most caring people you will ever meet. She literally has a smile that can light up the room. She has a great sense of humor and can instantly make a person laugh. She is selfless and always willing to help out. She is ambitious and very hard working when it comes to achieving her goals. She is extremely family-oriented and very adventurous.

I hung out with Libny today and it was so much fun, never a dull moment with her.

by Vic260 September 15, 2021