Lava Leyva

A creature that has an extremely attractive younger sister. This creatures main defensive/offensive maneuver is the quick, but deadly 'shin kick'. It is known to dispense bricks on command. Be sure not to play the doctor who theme around this creature, or it will become enraged. 'Shin kicking' will ensue. It is commonly found in the Sonoran desert.

Wow! You dispense bricks. You're a regular Lava Leyva!

Don't kick my shins! Are you some sorta Lava Leyva!

Guy 1: *Doctor Who Theme*
Guy 2: Stop or I'll ring your neck!
Guy 1: okay…Lava Leyva

by Zsaszrael October 15, 2016

lava cake

the sexual act of eating someone’s ass, specifically black dudes while he has chronic diarrhea.

the lava cake was worse than i ever seen, but it still turned me on.

by the bald seagull October 28, 2019

Lava nuts

Human testicles on fire

I got out of the hot tub and I feel like I got lava nuts

by Bobbies124 September 8, 2020

Sweaty Lava

When you have sex with a girl in a hot tub on her period.

I found out Suzie was on the rag, so I took her to the hot tub for some sweaty lava action.

by KMAC1219 May 30, 2016

lava throat

When you smoke marijuana and the inside of you're throat is on fire. When you swallow it feels like lava.

"Dude, I have cotton mouth so bad!"
"Bro, I have lava throat!"

by HighOne November 12, 2013

Lava Cake

An Island girl's pussy.

Best thing about going to those Tropical vacation spots is getting some lava cake. Mmmmm.

by Oneironauts July 11, 2012

lava pussy

A lava pussy is someone with a very disgusting std infested vagina.

This girl is a lava pussy she stinks

by Shanayquisha2 September 14, 2013