When a man is about to reach his climax during traditional sex, he pulls his penis out of the womans vagina and inserts it into her anus to orgasm while shouting "lance of justice!"
by hkrazy October 17, 2009
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If your partner is too clingy, she don't have the Lance.
If she is lady in the street and freak in the sheets, she has the Lance
If your partner is too clingy, she don't have the Lance.
If she is lady in the street and freak in the sheets, she has the Lance
by Kapiche January 2, 2020
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A very uncommon re-rack in beer pong which is a variation of the power I, but with the back cup moved slightly to the side to look like a dick with one ball. Also, one could re-rack to a dick and balls, which is 2 cups in the back with two in an I formation off the front, and then promptly remove one cup leaving you with the lance armstrong.
Big Dirty Dan:Dude, we have three cups left what should we rereack to??
Juan: The Lance Armstrong. Fo sho. Yo.
Juan: The Lance Armstrong. Fo sho. Yo.
by stevengross September 1, 2009
Get the The Lance Armstrong mug.A hoe lantern is the hoe of all hoes. This hoe leads all other hoes with the light of a hundred candles.
A hoe lantern is someone who sleeps with your husband in your bed and then dabs on a little of your perfume on the way out.
A hoe lantern is the destroyer of innocence; she teaches young children to be hoe-like breeding a whole new generation of hoes.
A hoe lantern will run you over with her car and then pick up your boyfriend at the funeral.
Hoe lanterns... just the worst.
A hoe lantern is the destroyer of innocence; she teaches young children to be hoe-like breeding a whole new generation of hoes.
A hoe lantern will run you over with her car and then pick up your boyfriend at the funeral.
Hoe lanterns... just the worst.
by np:) April 6, 2010
Get the Hoe Lantern mug.An Ash-O-Lantern is a person who loves Ash Horne from The Midnight Beast an unbelievable amount.
A lot of them try and spread him around to help him become more famous :P they obsess over random videos of him also... Some find a little (or alot) too much info about him...Some can be seen as freaky .. others just really really reeeeally like him.. all in all they love Ashley Horne.
They can be seen on all Ash related message boards.
A lot of them try and spread him around to help him become more famous :P they obsess over random videos of him also... Some find a little (or alot) too much info about him...Some can be seen as freaky .. others just really really reeeeally like him.. all in all they love Ashley Horne.
They can be seen on all Ash related message boards.
Girl 1: Do you consider yourself an Ash-O-Lantern?
Girl 2: Well last Saturday I spent hours trying to find a leather jacket like Ash's and got my brother to buy it and wear it... so .. you could say that...
Boy: Hey guys!
(gets ignored)
Girl 1: Oh man did you see that video of him dancing!! I tried to learn the dance ... I guess I be an Ash-O-Lantern too..
Boy: guys? hello?... (hangs his head in sadness)
Girl 2: Well last Saturday I spent hours trying to find a leather jacket like Ash's and got my brother to buy it and wear it... so .. you could say that...
Boy: Hey guys!
(gets ignored)
Girl 1: Oh man did you see that video of him dancing!! I tried to learn the dance ... I guess I be an Ash-O-Lantern too..
Boy: guys? hello?... (hangs his head in sadness)
by tipsofmytoes May 16, 2010
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Get the 1-Inch Lance mug.The act of shoving a green glowstick up his/her vagina/anus then turning off the lights to reveal a green glow.
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