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Lance of Justice

When a man is about to reach his climax during traditional sex, he pulls his penis out of the womans vagina and inserts it into her anus to orgasm while shouting "lance of justice!"
Jesus, my ass really hurts from that lance of justice josh gave me last night.
by hkrazy October 17, 2009
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Lance

To have the perfect balance.
For example:

If your partner is too clingy, she don't have the Lance.

If she is lady in the street and freak in the sheets, she has the Lance
by Kapiche January 2, 2020
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The Lance Armstrong

A very uncommon re-rack in beer pong which is a variation of the power I, but with the back cup moved slightly to the side to look like a dick with one ball. Also, one could re-rack to a dick and balls, which is 2 cups in the back with two in an I formation off the front, and then promptly remove one cup leaving you with the lance armstrong.
Big Dirty Dan:Dude, we have three cups left what should we rereack to??
Juan: The Lance Armstrong. Fo sho. Yo.
by stevengross September 1, 2009
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Hoe Lantern

A hoe lantern is the hoe of all hoes. This hoe leads all other hoes with the light of a hundred candles.
A hoe lantern is someone who sleeps with your husband in your bed and then dabs on a little of your perfume on the way out.

A hoe lantern is the destroyer of innocence; she teaches young children to be hoe-like breeding a whole new generation of hoes.

A hoe lantern will run you over with her car and then pick up your boyfriend at the funeral.

Hoe lanterns... just the worst.
by np:) April 6, 2010
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Ash-O-Lantern

An Ash-O-Lantern is a person who loves Ash Horne from The Midnight Beast an unbelievable amount.

A lot of them try and spread him around to help him become more famous :P they obsess over random videos of him also... Some find a little (or alot) too much info about him...Some can be seen as freaky .. others just really really reeeeally like him.. all in all they love Ashley Horne.

They can be seen on all Ash related message boards.
Girl 1: Do you consider yourself an Ash-O-Lantern?

Girl 2: Well last Saturday I spent hours trying to find a leather jacket like Ash's and got my brother to buy it and wear it... so .. you could say that...

Boy: Hey guys!

(gets ignored)

Girl 1: Oh man did you see that video of him dancing!! I tried to learn the dance ... I guess I be an Ash-O-Lantern too..

Boy: guys? hello?... (hangs his head in sadness)
by tipsofmytoes May 16, 2010
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1-Inch Lance

The weenie of someone whose name begins with the letter "P."
Hopefully Parker doesn't give Brennan his "1-inch lance!"
by slurp999 January 21, 2021
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The Green Lantern

The act of shoving a green glowstick up his/her vagina/anus then turning off the lights to reveal a green glow.
Chris enjoys it when he performs the green lantern on a woman.
by kinky sabor January 23, 2011
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