by Herman Rorquefish May 26, 2015
Mary was looking hot as she bent over the freezer, so I whipped down her white panties and pounded her clown's pocket with my lamb lance.
by Stevo Davo March 07, 2008
preston livingston is a flesh lance
by skyn December 18, 2003
"Lance coconut" is a term used by US Marines to denote a Lance Corporal (E-3 rank). The term comes from the rank insignia worn by the Lance Corporal, which is one chevron (peaked line) with two crossed rifles below it. When seen from a distance, the emblem resembles a peak with two balls below it, vagely resembling coconuts hanging from a palm.
A: Hey, did PFC Thompson actually get promoted this month?
B: Guess so, check out the dude's collar: he's a Lance Coconut now.
B: Guess so, check out the dude's collar: he's a Lance Coconut now.
by Gyreneisms July 02, 2011
A Lance Corporal in the USMC who abuses his power by making Privates and Private First Classes do dumb shit. A Lance Commandant is usually overly strict, and just an asshole that hates life and takes out his frustration on others below him. He thinks he is better than the rest of the junior enlisted just because he has been in the USMC for a few more months.
"Wow, one guy is one minute late to the fifteen prior for our accountability formation at 5:00am, so Lance Commandant is making us all pick up every single shell on the beach as a punishment, because apparently it's our fault the marine is slow as hell."
by Kreator89 February 07, 2010
Lance is a very weird kid in Illinois who is love with his pixelated character named the “Renegade Raider”. His heart isn’t all for the girl as she does her insane, sweaty 90s. Lance and Renegades relationship has came to a bumpy road ever since Fortnite Battle Royale has started to lose hype and die down. Lance has recently been seeing a girl named “Wraith” from the game Apex Legends, crazy what a Lance would do for some clout!
by Zach fan February 12, 2019
Derived from the drug scandal surrounding Lance Armstrong. Combined with the unreliability or dependability of a person, also know as a "flop". Together used to describe an unreliable, unpredictable or undependable person who may or may not be a recreational drug user.
Friend: Yo we should make plans to hang out some time.
Me: Easy there Lance Flop. We both know you just gonna bail.
Me: Easy there Lance Flop. We both know you just gonna bail.
by Retailprice June 12, 2016