Kosher Krusher

Hardass negro killa from straight out the YL bitch. He rolls deep with Rumble Bee, and both of them street race, street fight, and have brawls, all the mother effing time. He may be Jewish, but damn can he Own Noobs.

"The Kosher Krusher is coming, damn those Nazi bitches for pizzing him off!"

by Rumble Bee July 16, 2004

kosher

Word used to assure a jewish chick that she does indeed wanna suck your sausage.

Jewish Girl: I wanna give you head, but I dunno....I have a boyfriend and...

Me: Look baby, my meat is Kosher, so eating me won't get your ortho ass in any trouble, now make with the dome!

Jewish Girl: *laughing* ok, you talked me into it!

by Destructive Criticism April 27, 2005

Kosherity

the metric of how kosher something is

What is the kosherity of a turbaconducken? http://bacontoday.com/turbaconducken-turducken-wrapped-in-bacon/

by koser dude December 20, 2008

Keshera

Keshera is a pretty girl who is independent and has a good heart, she has an amazing personality and a beautiful smile she also loves to be successful

Person 1 " keshera looks so rude"
Person 2 "she's actually a nice girl"

by Nayy.24s September 17, 2017

The Kosher Queef

You begin by eating out your partners freshly bleached ass hole and keep licking until you get a perfectly crisp brown rim. Then move on to eating out her bloody period vagina until she queefs so much you eventually throw up into her crispy ass hole. Then collectively grab a cup and fill the cup with the shitty mixture of puke, blood, queef, and shit, and then fuck the cup.

Joe gave a his grandmother the Kosher Queef.

by The Marco Polo April 6, 2019

kosher hot lunch

the same as the infamous hot lunch, except you must first take the poo poo to be blessed by a certified kosher rabbi. very important if the female recipient is of the jewish faith and wishes to abide by her up bringing.

"Sweetie, do u wanna go get a sandwich or would u prefer a HOT LUNCH???"
"I know a great spot where we can both get an awesome KOSHER HOT LUNCH!!!"

by KevinCA$H August 3, 2006

kosher

A term for being cool, chill, fly, or fantabulous.

Where going to smoke this blunt, is that kosher?

by Ndo May 1, 2003