Kosherity

the metric of how kosher something is

What is the kosherity of a turbaconducken? http://bacontoday.com/turbaconducken-turducken-wrapped-in-bacon/

by koser dude December 20, 2008

Koshertarian

A practicing Jew that eats only vegetarian dishes in non-kosher venues (as if he/she was a vegetarian) to avoid non-kosher ingredients.

- We went with Rachel to the new Sushi-place.
- But how? They're not kosher!
- Oh, that's alright, she's a koshertarian, so we just ordered their vegetarian dishes.

by Al McDuck June 28, 2013

koshewitz

A gay kid who is usually a total pussy. This guy often has a whore for a mother. He tends to end up turning emo and cutting himself. very sexually frustrated. usually found in michigan or california. if you meet a koshewitz, stay away, he could try to rape you with his small wang.

person 1: Hey man.

person 2: don't talk to me you fucking koshewitz.

by i-69 February 5, 2009

Kosherosity

the term referring to something's level of kosher

Chillin poolside with Victorias Secret models possesses a high kosherosity. Running out of toilet paper while home alone possesses a low kosherosity.

by KosherKarl December 26, 2013