Smart, sweet and funny, and is hot AF. He is extremely talented with instruments and will always play your favourite songs. He is really good in bed and always pleases you. If you get a Krystos, you are really lucky, since he is the gift of god and has a 15cm dick.
by BoosssBITchMuthaFUCKAr November 28, 2019
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John: Yo I got some weed, it's the best weed I ever smoked
Peter: Really? Where did you buy it?
John: From a Krypt Don.
Peter: Really? Where did you buy it?
John: From a Krypt Don.
by Killasonic May 12, 2020
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A packing prodigy is named kryto. Krytos are extremely rare and they are always in ᴳoᴷᴿᴬᶻy. Krytos have incredibly humongous penises (7-10 inches of hung cock) and never simp. but the female sex often enjoy simping over them.
by Kryto. September 13, 2020
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Krystobee I need some help in the bedroom, my girlfriend wants to have sex with me but I can't get hard. Can you be there and hide in the closet so I can become hard just by looking at you?
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He hacks ppl to see if they are female chars cus he know that is the cloest he will ever come to get laid
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