The King Kong

She puts a banana up her butt, you put your dick in her vag, while wearing a monkey suit.

The king kong was the best sex of my life, let's do it again.

by boss ton pan cake January 12, 2009

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King Kong

When you drink 3 monster energy drinks and set your girl up in doggy position and fuck her super hard and fast like a gorilla and howl like one

Hey dude i just hit that girl with the king kong move

by haejsi April 9, 2020

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🎶 He’s always there

Inside your walls

But while you sleep

As your guard falls

He comes out of hiding

To roam the halls

Standing over your bed

Menacingly tall

Ghoulie Kong

Grabs you by the balls 🎶

Victim of Ghoulie Kong: bro I think Ghoulie Kong grabbed my balls last night
Ghoulie Kong denier: what no way

by CreativeCore October 4, 2021

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bling kong

A person with the ownership of a substantial amount of bodily jewlery. Usually indicative of men, but in rare cases, in women. (Multiple ear/belly-button/other part piercings.) Bling kongs can be easily separated from a crowd by the sheer quantity of jewelery that they possess. This normally attracts a multitude of women (wanted or not) as well as hordes of co-ballers that seem to know him or her.

Steve: Hey Ben, is it physically possible for someone to wear 37 gold chains while standing?
Ben: Hmm, I really don't know.
<Bling Kong enters the club>
Ben: Damn, I guess you can.

by The Snoop Doggy Bryce December 13, 2008

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King Kong

When a man receives oral sex and just before insertion, the giver (man or woman) eats a banana so that the flavor lingers. The receiver then also beats his chest while receiving, ala King Kong.

My girl was so grateful that last night, she gave me a King Kong.

by Jaja ding dong July 6, 2021

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